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1.5: Beer- Part 2

"I'm surprised he didn't stutter," Ombra muttered before saying more louder and 'cheerfully'- "Even better!" She then gets a large mallet that is three to four time her hight. She then carries it silently over behind Ironhide.

"WHAT'S IT WRAPPED IN?!" Ironhide asks as he squeals like a little girl.

"PAIN!!" Ombra shouts as she swings the mallet- aiming for his aft.

~Somewhere in another country~

"Cut the blue wire! It should defuse the bomb!" A man wearing an earpiece heard.

"Are you sure it's the right one?" The man asks.

"Yes! Now hurry up and cut it you idiot!" The person on the other side of the earpiece sounded urgent and harsh.

As the man is about to cut the blue wire, a loud yell is heard.

"YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

The man was startled and accidentally cut the red wire instead. He gasped and covered his face. Waiting for it to blow.

But nothing came.

The man peeks from behind his arms to see the bomb turned off.

"What the hell was that yell?!" The other person yelled through the ear piece.

"You said it was the blue one right? So what happens if I cut the red one?" The man asks suspiciously as he ignores the other persons question.

"I already told you! Cut the blue one! I worked with these bombs like a million times ya moron! If you cut the red one, it blows up!"

"Oh really? Well then, why didn't I blow up if I cut the red one already?" The man questions.

"..."

"I think my moms calling me. Got to go-!" The other person said as the line immediately went dead.

"Dumb human. Thinking he could kill a demon," The man said as he took of his black and red colored mask- revealing a pale colored face, raven hair, and red eyes that began to glow a pink with his irises in slits. He then took of his black gloves and replace then with white ones. "Now then. Young master, do you think it is time to return home?"

A shadowed figure at the corner of the room stepped into the light to reveal a boy with dark blue hair and one glowing pink eye with the iris slit and while the other eye is covered by an eye patch.

~Back at base~

"And the winner is!-OOOOOMMMBRRRAAAAAA!" Bumblebee shouts thru the radio as everyone in the room stares at Ironhide who lied on the ground- groaning loudly in pain.

"I couldn't really shove my foot up his aft so I had to improvise," Ombra explains the questioning look from (Y/n).

"S-Shut it B-B-Bumblebutt.." Barricade stutters as he looks at Bumblebee in annoyance. "Your to fragging loud. Damn bug,"

"Come on Barricade, be nice," (Y/n) said as she stood up and looked at Barricade.

"Your l-lucky I l-like y-you hu-uman- and e-even consider you a-a friend..o-or else I w-would have squished y-ou..." Barricade said. "To bad Bumblebutt isn't human..I-I would h-have loved t-to step o-on him..."

"Bubble butt, Bulbble-Bubble-Bubble but, Bubble but, Bubble-Bubble-Bubble but. Turn around-stick it out-show them that you got a, Bubble butt-" Bumblebee started sing 'Bubble But' threw the radio to try piss Barricade off.

"At least one of you guys are sober, I guess," (Y/n) mumbled as she watches the event in front of her.

Ombra then notices that the Decepticons are quiet and look over at them- only to see them all passed out- also including Optimus, Midnight, Ratchet and Jazz.

The only ones who were awake, was Barricade, Bumblebee, Flightpoint,(Y/n), Ombra and Ironhide who was now crippled on the floor and whimpering in pain.

"Let's see how tomorrow goes," Ombra murmured as she went to go toward Midnight's unconscious form on the floor. "Hey, (Y/n)! I'm going to go to sleep. It's already late and I need to put my creation in bed. You still have your new gun?" Ombra asks. (Y/n) goes over to the couch she was sitting on before and crouched down. She then looked under the couch and reached a hand it to pull out the new weapon.

"Right here," (Y/n) said as she showed Ombra the weapon.

"Alright then," Ombra said as she grabbed something from her pocket and tossed it to (Y/n). "These are elephant darts. They should be able to knock out a mech. There should be enough to knock them out," She motioned toward the three drunk cybertronians- one on the ground still groaning and whimpering in pain while the other two were at each others throat. Ombra then crouched down to grab Midnight's body- and held him as if he were a baby. It was finally at that moment when Ombra and (Y/n) finally realize that Flightpoint had his phone out and was aiming it at us all.

"Did you, record everything?" (Y/n) asks as Flightpoint stops recording and puts away his phone.

"Yea. I wanted to see what everyones reaction would be," Flightpoint said.

-One hour later-

"Well, seems like you can knock them out better then I can," Ombra said in astonishment. "Nice work,"

"Thanks," (Y/n) said. "The boys already asleep?"

"Yep," Ombra said. She then yawned and respectfully covered her mouth. "I'm gonna go to bed now. I only came here to check up on you and the others,"

"What are we gonna do with them?" (Y/n) asks.

"Personally, I would leave them there. But you can do whatever," Ombra said. "I'm going to bed. Good night (Y/n), pleasant dreams," Ombra then walks out of the room after (Y/n) responded with a good night of her own.

"Now. What to do with you all," (Y/n) murmured as she began to think. "It's not like I can move you to your berth rooms. So, I guess I'll have to settle with just putting a blanket on all of you,"

As so, (Y/n) grabbed the largest sheets she could grab and placed one blanket on top of everyone.

"Night guys. Sleep well," (Y/n) said softly as she turned off the light to the slightly trashed room and close the door.