Finding Jeff

10: My name

Okay 1st picture the environment I'm in... It's warm( deserts are usually warm) the sun wants to kill you, the sand comes in between your shoes and your feet that gives you a nasty rash.

Your socks is normally torn, you are bare chested cuz your using you t-shirt as a hat to block the sun from cooking your brain.

Your lips are busted, your hands are dry and hard, your sweat wont stop running down your arm pits.

And every where you walk feels like you've been there, so your worst enemy is your mind. You can get pretty crazy if you don't have a rock named Jeff to keep you company.

Im walking...
And walking...
And stoping (throwing out the sand out of my shoes)
Laughing and then coughing ( Jeff's jokes are funny, but my throat is dry)
And then walking again..

"Who are you talking to?"

"My audience "

"We have audience watching us?"

"Ya look there..."

Jeff looks to where I'm pointing and sees all you people...

"Do I have any fans in that crowd?"

"We will see in all the likes don't worry, but dont look at them just act cool and do your own shit"

"Gotcha"

....

"One more question, you never mentioned your name, through all 9 chapter sofar I haven't heard your name even once"

I havent thought of a name for myself yet till this time, I can make it my usual name, Dirk... Ya what the heck, I'm to lazy to think
Of a name, it's also hard to give yourself a other name... So Dirk it is.

"My name is..."

Suddenly while I was in thought and didn't see where I was going I walked straight into a tree.. Not eny tree, a Chrismas tree...tree

And it was suddenly cold, the sand was white around us and alot of trees (Chrismas trees), I looked around the tree that sucker punched me and there was a huge forest ahead (alot of Chrismas trees)

Jeff was silant and didn't speak.

I walked to the forest and looked at Jeff...

"Out of the oven and into the fridge"

"Wat?"

"Nvm"

Its getting pretty cold now, if only we could find a cabin in this woods with a warm fire and new clothes.
....
Suddenly... We stumble apon a cabin in the middle of the woods, there's smoke coming out of the chimney and I could smell food.

I walked up to the door and knocked
...(nothing)
I knocked again...
And the door slowly opened and nobody was in there but it was warm inside and my balls were litterley freezing.

We entered and made ourselfs cozy, I put on new clothes that I found In the one drawer.

A big ass jacket to keep me warm.
There was legit boots and it was my size.
There was also a pot on the stove cooking a potjie, it smelt devine, I helped myself and Jeff also had a bowl, we didn't care at first who's house this is or why he/she isn't here.

We were to hungry and cold to worry about it and dozed off on the couch next to the fire.

1 and a half hours later....

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhh intruder,intruder!!!"

Some one screaming... Naaa it's just my dream probly.

"Buddy, wake up! She's going to hit you!"

I woke up and saw a girl charging towards me with a shovel in her hand, she had black hair and it was gliding through the air, the light was just perfect for me to see her dark brown eyes ( I felt like melting right there)
She was tall, unlike other chicks deesdays. Her legs just looked amazing in her sprint towards my hart, I can't wait to see her ass (thats all that went through my head there)

As she came close, I could see more and more features of her stunning beauty. But it came to a point where I start realising that this lass is getting pretty close, pretty fast!

I snapped out of my day dreaming and quickly lunged forward, catching her off guard, snatching the shovel but she had a tight grip on it, for a second we just stood there amd looked at each other in the eyes....

OMW die girl is aan die brand (afrikaans for this chick is burning-ly hot)
It was the longest second of my life, so long even the chapter decided to end..