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Warnings: Swearing
7:06am
Dan👌🏻: PHIL
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Phil🐯: WHAT
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Dan👌🏻: THERE IS A FUCKING MOTH IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM AND I REALLY NEED TO PEE
Dan👌🏻: PHIL DO'NT TELL ME YOU HAVE GONE BACK TO SLEEP THIS IS SOS URGENT
Dan👌🏻: I'M COMING TO WAKE YOU UP
Dan👌🏻: YOU DIDN'T WAKE UP SO IM GOING TO FIGHT IT YEAH YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME MOTH HUH HUH HUH FIGHT ME FIGHT ME HUH IM BETTER THAN YOU YOU WIMPY WIMP
Dan👌🏻: RETREAT I'M BEING ATTACKED CALL THE AMBULANCE

Dw I'm fine
10:25am
Phil🐯: Are you ok? Did the moth kill you? I would hate if the moth killed you, then I would attack it with my lion army and then kill it and then give it a funeral and then bury it and invite all my family to mourn it.
Phil🐯: And nurse its family and friends
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Dan👌🏻: I killed it already ok! I'm fine but obviously you care more about the MOTH than you care about ME
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Phil🐯: Um
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Dan👌🏻: YOU DO YOU TRAITOR I NEVER LOVED YOU
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Phil🐯: NO I DON'T ASDFGHJKL
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Phil🐯: PRANKED YA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHNABABAHBAHABAGABABBAJWJDLK
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Dan👌🏻: You twat
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Phil🐯: Thanks, I try
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