Bulkhead Smash

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Ratchet: *Working on a research then is distracted by a loud crash* What was that? *Walks to where the huge noise led* 

Bulkhead: *Smashes an object* Take that! *Smashes another object* And that!

Ratchet: Bulkhead!

Wideye Prime: *Enters and sees all broken furniture on the floor* Whoa! What a mess!

Bulkhead: Hey guys, look at my awesome techniques of fighting! *Grabs a wrench and smashes it*

Ratchet: MY STUFF! I NEEDED THAT!

Wideye Prime: WOW! That was awesome! Do it again!

Ratchet: WHAT! OPTIMUS YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO STOP HIM FROM WRECKING STUFF IN OUR BASE!

Wideye Prime: *Ignores him*

Bulkhead: Okay I'll do it again. *Grabs a lamp and snaps it in half* BULKHEAD SMASH!

Wideye Prime: *Claps in joy*

Ratchet: Bulkhead, why are you destroying stuff in our base? And can you please stop it!

Bulkhead: I destroy stuff because I watched the movie and no I won't stop because you are not the boss only Optimus is!

Ratchet: Wait, what movie?

Bulkhead: The movie with the big green guy and he says Bulkhead smash! *Breaks the couch*

Wideye Prime: I know that movie!

Ratchet: Okay, first of all the movie you watched was The incredible Hulk and second he says Hulk smash in the cartoon version.

Bulkhead: Well I say Bulkhead smash! *Squishes a teddy bear and picks it up* Hey, who is this?

Ratchet: Oh, no.......Bulkhead you are going to die......

Wideye Prime: *Looks at Bulkhead with wide scary eyes* YOU SQUISHED MR FLUFFY PAX, MY FAVOURITE TEDDY BEAR! *Says in a scary, demonic voice*

Bulkhead: Oh, scrap......

Wideye Prime: *Tackles Bulkhead and smashes his face lots of times* PAX SMASH! PAX SMASH! PAX SMASH! PAX SMASH! PAX SMASH! *Grabs Mr Fluffy Pax and throws it to Ratchet* Here, Ratchet go and fix Mr Fluffy Pax while I take care of Bulkhead!

Ratchet: *Glups and catches the broken teddy bear and goes to the medic room* Our leader is really scary........





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