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Stalker

Dear Mr. Stalker,

Stop... just,... stop... Look, I know you find the whole subject of me interesting, but YOU CAN'T FOLLOW ME AROUND EVERYWHERE. I have a life of my own. You do too. Go live your life on your own. I'm not your mommy, don't expect me to hold your hand! So just,.... LEAVE ME ALONE.

Unless you have food to give to me, then maybe I'll reconsider...