"I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!" – Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: Something Under the Bed is Drooling
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"Can you still hear my tone-deaf brother singing?"
"Indeedly so. I take it that the maiden does not mind me insulting thy brother?"
"Do not mind? Oh please, I truly encourage thee to keep insulting him."
"That medieval accent of yours is the worst that I have heard in my millennia of life."
"Thou face is the most monstrous piece of ugliness that I have ever cometh across."
"Did thou just contradict thyself?"
"I need not clarify my actions."
'You need not insult my face, but I did not mean to frighten thou with thy expressions. Even though thou hath not seen me in the flesh."
"I would rather not have that image in my head, thank you very much."
"Thou is such a mean friend!"
"Are we friends?"
"What did you think we were, imaginary acquaintances?"
"Oh, shush."
"Oh, Sushi."
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