Summer Clouds

A List

There were a lot of things right with her life, Savannah mused. In fact, she was going to make a list.

¬ Thanos was dead.

¬ Amora was where she wasn't.

¬ Loki loved her.

¬ She loved Loki.

¬ She was in mother-fucking Asgard.

¬ Odin approved of her.

¬ Thor and Loki were friends.

¬ The Warriors Three liked her. (After she'd beaten Sif in a fight.)

¬ Sif both liked, and respected her.

¬ Loki was an awesome kisser (Not that she'd ever really kissed anyone else- 'cept for Hammer, but then Loki'd thrown him off a skyscraper)

¬ Frigga liked her.

¬ Odin liked her.

¬ She could finally accept Ravennha as part of her.

¬ Loki could finally accept his Jotunn heritage.

¬ Loki finally had his father's approval.

¬ There was reception in Asgard.

¬ She was allowed to stay in Asgard.

¬ She'd been able to visit all of Loki's children, and they'd all liked her.

¬ Asgard was beginning to accept Jotunns.

¬ Her nightmares had stopped, and now she dreamed of clouds, and Gods of Mischief. (Well, just one)

¬ Oh, and she finally had her fairy-tale prince.

Yep, life was good. Actually, scratch that, her life was fucking epic.

And she'd do anything to keep it that way. Which is why she was interrogating Loki.

In a nice way, of course.

Well, relatively nice.

She was sitting on top of him, glaring as menacingly as she could.

'What?' he said, 'Whatever it was, it wasn't me, I swear.'

But it was so hard to be menacing when Loki was being such a ... well, the only noun to describe Loki was Loki. So, yeah, she couldn't be menacing when Loki was being Loki. 

'No, honestly,' Loki protested, 'I have no idea how that got there.'

'What got where?'

'Oh, you don't know about that yet. Nothing.'

'You're worrying me, Loki.'

'What?' he said, 'How am I worrying you, when you're the one sexually assaulting me?'

'I'm sure you weren't always this annoying, Loki. And I'm not sexually assaulting you.'

'You are.'

'I'm not.'

'You are.'

'I'm not.'

'Then why are you sitting on me?'

'Tell me about Sigyn.'