"Life is like an ice-cream. Enjoy it before it melts!" – Unknown
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P.S. Thanks for #486 in Short Story!
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"Ahhhhhhh!"
"Ahhhhhhh!"
"Ahhhhhhh!"
"Why are you screaming?"
"Why are you screaming?"
"Because you were! What's your reason?"
"I just felt like it!"
"You nearly burst my eardrums, asshole!"
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"No."
"What does Batman get in his drinks?'
"..."
"Just ice! Hahahaha!"
"What the fu–"
"I know, I'm amazing."
"That was the lamest joke ever."
"I stand by my amazingness."
"Sure, Jan."
"Who's Jan?"
"It's a– you know what? Forget it. Look, I was joking. You're not a shabby companion for a kid who loves maths and sushi."
"Aren't you supposed to be insulting me? Hearing a compliment from you is freaking me out. It's like the universe has been turned inside out."
"You dumbass, I'm trying to be nice!"
"There's the Sushi we know and love!"
"Aren't you supposed to be working?"
"Oh shit, right, I totally forgot."
"Well, what are you waiting for? Get back to work. Chop chop!"
"Who chops ice cream? That's so weird."
"I didn't mean it litera– you're so– argh!"
"..."
"..."
"Well, you are permitted to dance on my grave if Melanie castrates me."
"I look forward to it."
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Short Story"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." ...
