The prettiest angel

19

I am so hungry, Evelyn can't cook to save her life, Rosie has a tendency to set fire to flammable things, Alyssa has no patience for it, I can't and don't like cooking and Harper is an idiot and Britta is refusing to cook for us

"Britta please! Feed us!" Harper begs, like on her knees and everything

"Britta we will tie you up forever if you don't feed us" I threaten her and she looks a bit scared for a minute but it passes faster than it came

"You sound like chickens" Britta says cheerfully

"We'll continue to sound like chickens if you don't feed us" I reply

"Now your sounding like a turkey" she observes

"Oh come on! Just feed us already" Evelyn begs, I really need to shorten her name

"Britta please! Feed us!" Harper begs like a broken record, still in the same position

"Please! Feed us! Please! Feed us! Please!" We chant over and over and suddenly Britta's happy and carefree expression to a mixture of madness and pain

"I said NO!" She roars, and her eyes start to glow a funny colour, and in a burst of light she disappears

"Okay, now I'm bored" Rosie States, yes! We finally corrupted Rosie, my second most important mission has finally become a success

When did we make the plan to corrupt Rosie?

Harper, you were to busy trying to see how many skittles would fit in your mouth to listen, u reply to Harper's question

Oh yeah

Get out if my head already!

"So where did Britta go?" Evy asks

"Have no idea, Evy, but we're going to find out" I reply

"Evie, how do you get Evy from Evelyn?" She asks as we walk out the door, looking back to see Roise doing some cartwheels with a thoughtful face and Harper kicking Alyssa to see how long it takes before she gets murdered by Alyssa

"Easy peasy, EVelYn" I tell her

"How do Li pronounce it thought like Evie or Ivy with an E?" Evelyn asks

"Your choice" I say as I skip ahead

"So any idea where she could have gone to?" Evelyn asks

"Nope, I was hoping you would" I reply

"Crimmy, I think we upset Britta" Evy says sadly

"Ta think? And don't call me Crimmy" I reply and she gives a short bark of laughter

"I will when you stop calling me Evy" she tells me

"Where does Britta go for peace and quiet?" I ask looking at Evelyn

"The river!" We say excitedly at the same time

When we finally reach the river after lots of arguing about where it is we see Britta sitting on the edge with her feet kicking at the water

My throat suddenly clenches up in anger when I see her handing Blaire a cookie. And probably for other reason as well

I go to speak to Evelyn and realise that she's not there anymore, I look around and see that she is going back, she doesn't look very happy either

Remember the time when there was nothing that had gone wrong? Good times. How did we end up getting involved in this much mess?

Maybe we need to speed up the plan that we are easy making up on the spot

Or change it slightly

Suddenly Harper runs past me, with a very terrified  look on her face, seems like she finally woke up Alyssa and now she's having to run for her life and I'm not joking

I'm just going to let Britta and Blaire deal with this one

Maybe if I go to sleep my hunger will fade into nothingness

"I'm hungry! Someone feed us!" Evelyn yells randomly from far ahead of me and I start to laugh maybe she's not in a bad mood anymore

"Feed yourself!" Britta yells back

"You have Blaire a cookie! I believe that is favouritism young miss!" I tell in answer and out of the corner of my eye I see both Blaire and Britta stick their tongues out at me

Oh, and Alyssa strangling Harper