NOT MOM: yea...
ME: sorry... Um... Dude? Yea, dude.
NOT MOM: It's Louis.
ME: cool. I'm Noelle. But I wont give away my last name, creep.
CREEP: that's my new name in your phone isn't it?
ME: idk probably...
CREEP: Siamese unicorns.
ME: wtf
CREEP: I say that when things get awkward as fuck.
ME: OH. Cool dude lets talk about Siamese unicorns.
CREEP: well, mine has laser eyes.
ME: mine farts rainbows.
CREEP: mine can control minds.
ME: mine is dating your mom.
CREEP: mine... wait. WTF NOELLE.
ME: I win :)
CREEP: touché. Well, mine read your diary.
ME: I don't even have a diary lol it must be my little sisters.
CREEP: wait, how old are you?
ME: 21
CREEP: thank god. I'm 22
ME: fair enough. For a moment I thought you were a creepy old guy.
LOUIS: I thought you were a twelve year old.
ME: |:( not cool dude.
LOUIS: unibrow...
ME: shut up.
LOUIS: :-* can't.
ME: Whyyyyy
LOUIS: Idek I'm just incapable.
ME: Who are you and what are you doing talking to my daughter?
LOUIS: Correction ma'am: I am TEXTING your daughter.
ME: Don't be immature, it's rude.
LOUIS: Sorry I was only correcting you.
ME: DAMNIT I LEAVE FOR 5 SECONDS TO GET SOME WATER AND THIS HAPPENS.
Louis: Was that your mom or dad because if it was your dad I'm screwed.
ME: My dad. Why?
LOUIS: I just called him ma'am.
ME: O.O
LOUIS: Θ_Θ
ME:@_@
LOUIS: Ooh good one
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FanfictionME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit. MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter. ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol. MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood ME: Oh. S...
