I felt something irritate me, so I swatted whatever was disturbing my beauty sleep away. It didn’t continue to bug me, so I smiled a little and began to drift back into my dreamless sleep. I felt something grab my ankles and drag me off the bed. “Ah! What the hell?” I screamed. I felt the cold floor slam up against my body and I gave a little groan of pain. “Why god? Why?!”
“Because you didn’t get up when I tried to shake you awake,” my twin brother said.
“You suck!” I said as I pointed a finger at him.
“Whatever loser. Hurry up so we can get to school,” he urged.
“Why?” I asked as I lifted my head up off the ground and began to get off the ground.
“Because Jase is going to be here soon,” he explained with his teeth clenched.
I lifted one of my wrists and ordered, “Drag me.”
He sighed and said, “Fine. But you owe me now.”
I nodded and I felt myself being dragged across my bedroom floor and to the bathroom. “Whee!” I exclaimed.
“Shut up,” Adrian grumbled.
“Then you have to shut up too because I’m your twin and twins complete each other,” I said as I smiled.
“You are so dumb,” he muttered as he opened the door.
“Then that makes you dumb too because we have identical DNA,” I retorted.
“Shut it Captain Underpants,” he said as he turned on the shower.
“For your information, I am wearing pajamas,” I said.
“Just get in the damned shower,” he exasperated as he left the bathroom.
“Wait did you shower already?” I asked.
“Yeah, like five minutes ago,” he recalled.
“Oh, okay then,” I finished. He was about to close the door when I said, “Wait!”
“What?” he asked, obviously really annoyed.
“You forgot my towel and clothes,” I said in a disappointed voice.
“I’ll get them right now so just shower already,” he concluded.
“Okay,” I replied. I got up off the floor as he exited the bathroom and went to my room. I stripped off my clothes and then turned up the hot water. I was almost done rinsing the conditioner out of my hair when he finally came back in, left my clothes and towel, and left the bathroom again. “Good timing,” I muttered as I got out and finished my usual morning routine. Brushing my teeth and my hair is included in that routine, so don’t puke. I hummed quietly to myself as I went back into my room and dumped my pajamas into the hamper and put on my shoes and walked downstairs.
As soon as I walked into the kitchen, my mom shrieked and slipped on some butter that was left on the ground. Everything kind of went into slow motion for a few seconds. The platter of pancakes she had been holding had flown out of her hands and soared into the air. I ran towards it, but ended up tripping over my mother’s fatness and went flying towards the cabinets. I smacked the ground and a few seconds later, the pancakes fell on top of me. I heard Alecia begin to laugh when I heard a plop and she shut up not even a second later. I looked up and a grimace was on her face, as well as the pancake.
“It’s called karma,” I said with a smiled as I felt mommy take the pancakes off me one by one.
She rolled her eyes and replied, “Whatever you tranny.”
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Let's Hop Like Bunnies ;DHumor
15 year old Angel Crysthalma and his siblings need to get away from the house full of "inappropriate" noises. They get permission to go to their Uncle Jason's house after Angel and his twin Adrian embarrass the panties off their mommy. When they sta...