Gerarf wos walkin in le tal gras nd he saw Frelliphant his bezt frind!
"Oh hai" sed Gerarf who wos eeting leevs bcauz dat iz wot al de othr gerarfs did.
"Oh hai" sed Frelliphant who wos doin wateva da fuk de othr frelliphants wer doin. Frelliphant wos emo af nd wos wearin shet on hiz eyez.
"Why ar u wearin dat shet on ur eyez Frelliphant?" Gerarf askd bcoz he wos stoopid.
"It iz emo Gerarf. Dont sai wordz liek 'shet' bcoz it iz meen" Frelliphant rplied.
"Ok wateva u sai Frelliphant" Gerarf agreeed bcoz he wantd tu mayk Frelliphant shut de fuk up bcoz he wos emo trash.
Gerarf walkd awai.
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I have literally no idea what I'm writing but I love it.
