A/N: So my cousin Lovely_SilencE__ and I got bored and started role playing as GazettE. This was the end product XD We hope you enjoy!!
Aoi: Umm Ruki? I think your pants are ripping! *points at rip*
Uruha: *laughs really hard and falls off the couch*
Ruki: I think my butt is to big *tries to look at his butt* Hmmmmm....
Aoi: *helps Uruha calm down and gets him off the couch* Yo Uruha, calm down!
Uruha: *looks at Aoi adorably* Hmm?
Ruki: Ughh. Now I have to go and change...
Reita: I'll help!
Kai: *gives Reita a death glade* No Reita. You stay here.
Reita: *tries to follow ruki into the room anyways*
kai: *stops him* If anyone's gonna be there, it's gonna be me *runs up to ruki* I am the leader after all!
Reita: What does that have to do with anything! I've known him longer!
Ruki: *runs into the room and locks the door while the two are arguing, then changes into a new pair of ripped, black skinny jeans* HAHAHAHA suckers
Kai: DANG IT *giggles*
Reita: *pouts* Awww
Ruki: *comes out of room with new pants* Sorry Rei-chan but, I don't think I would've gotten anything done if you were in there *giggles*
Aoi: Yeah, you two would probably be doing IT suuupperr loud-
Kai: *wacks Aoi on the back of his head* Oi!
Aoi: Owwww *rubs back of his head*
Uruha: *giggles then suddenly makes a quack sound*
Kai: Umm Uruha? Was that you?
Uruha: * answers really fast* No?
Reita: Why did you say it like a question?
Uruha: Why are there so many questions?!
Kai: Why does everyone keep asking questions?
Aoi: Why don't you guys just stop?
Kai: Too many questions!
Ruki: *ignores them and plops himself down on the couch* Ahhhhh....
Kai: *sighs and stops the arguing, then sits on top of Ruki* Comfy comfy comfy.
Ruki: Heyyyyy your butt is in my face! *tries to push Kai off but then Uruha and Aoi jump on top of Ruki and Kai*
Reita: Mwahahahaha*Reita literally throws himself on top of everybody*
Ruki: Ha-alp! I'm beeeing c-crushed!! Aggh!
Reita: Wait a second... EVERYONE OFF!
Everyone: *looks at Reita and gets off*
Ruki:*gasps for air* I'm free!
Uruha: *blinks up at Reita* Reita? What's wrong?
Reita: It's just not fair! I wanna lay on Ruki *sniffs*
Kai: well, he IS comfy heheh.
Aoi: *glares at Kai* I thought I was comfy!
Kai: Whoever said that?
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GazeCrack Silly StoriesHumor
Just a bunch of short silly stories featuring The GazettE! This is all purely Crack! Just for humor so please don't take ANYTHING in here seriously!!! ^ ^