Hola! Update time again!
Here's just a little recap of our last adventure;
POSIDEN- Yes! Now I can become King of Olympus!
HADES- *sitting on throne* too late! I am!
BACK TO PRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POSIDEN- *runs to corner in despair*
HADES- I herby declare that anyone who who curses in my name shall be trown into Tartarus! Apollo, you may take his turn.
APOLLO- Can I do this in hiaku form?
HADES- NOOOOO!!!!!!! No Hiaku!!!!
HADES- Hiakus are supposed to be nature-related! Use a limmerick!
APOLLO- *rubs invisible beard* I know! Ahem.
There was the goddess Aphrodite
Who put on her clothes very tightie
Dite? Truth or dare?
I hope she will answer real rightie!
DIONYSUS- What the Hades was that?
HADES- To tartarus you must go! *blast Dionysus with his uber-awesome stick of coolness*
APHRODITE- *re-applies lipstick* That was horrible! Surely you could have come up with a better rhyme for my name!
APOLLO- Not really. Your name is hard. Mine, one the other hand. . . *clears throught*
The awesome god of poems is Apollo
His awesomeness should always be followed
You all should agree;
Can't spell 'awesome' without me
So in my awesomeness you shall wallow!
ATHENA- That stu- Actually, it wasn't too bad
ARTEMIS- A little self-centered, but okay.
HADES- For possibly the first time in your life, nephew, you made a decent poem!
APOLLO- Really? Are you sure?
HADES- I seems to appear that way.
APOLLO- YES! YES! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs wildly around the room*
HADES- Aphrodite still needs to answer!
APHRODITE- *touches up her eyeliner* What?
HADES- Truth or dare!
APHRODITE- Oh, is that what we were doing?
APHRODITE- In that case, um, truth. I don't want to mess up my hair!
APOLLO- Has that ever happend before?
APHRODITE- Me chosing truth? I thought you just made up this game an hour ago!
APOLLO- No! Having your hair messed up!
APHRODITE- Um, there was that whole Trogan war thingie where Athena pulled a couple strands out, but otherwise my hair has always been the perfectest, most awesome, beautiuller, greatest hair ever!
ATHENA- *rolls eyes* Well Sor-ee! At least you didn't have to deal with Achilles! Man, that guy was annoying- almost as annoying as Posiden! Imagine that!
POSIDEN- Me? Annoying?
POSIDEN- How the Hades am I annoying!
HADES- You cursed in my name! You shall rot in Tarterus for enternity!
APHRODITE- Isn't it my turn?
DEMETER- Yes, Aphrodite, please go before we have another Trogan War!
APHRODITE- Yippee! Apollo, truth or dare!
APOLLO- But I just asked you!
APHRODITE- But you didn't get a question!
APOLLO- Fine then. I choose dare.
ATHENA- Need some help?
APHRODITE- *nods really fast*
ATHENA- *whispers something in ear*
APHRODITE- *grins* Apollo! I challenge you to have a poetry contest with Nike!
ARES- But Nike never looses!
HEPHESTUS- That's the point!
HADES- I shall summon her to the throne room! *snaps fingers*
*girl in a track outfit falls from the sky*
NIKE- Hey! Was just about to win the Olympics! Now Elizabeth Robinson will!
HADES- Too bad! We're playing truth or dare! You have to have a poetry contest with Apollo!
NIKE- *brushes herself off* A contest, huh? Well, I guess I could spare a bit of time. . .
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Hope you liked! Its almost summer!! Yay! More updates! Keep the truths and dares coming!!
Have a good night/day/whatever!!! Peace!
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The Olympians Play Truth or DareRandom
The twelve olympians are summoned to the throne room of olympus for none other than- a game of truth or dare! Note, this is NOT a percy jackson fanfiction. Please read and send truths or dares! Or both!