Romeo amd Juliet; an alternative ending.

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Romeo, Romeo.

Where for art thou Romeo?

He's at the loo.

He's actually a girl.

SHE'S on her period.


Juliet, don't look so surprised!

You had it coming.


Have you seen his clothes?

And he's not gay.

Your HER beard for her boyfriend, who is gay.

Calm down Juliet.

There is plenty of fish in the see.

Shakespeare is pretty hot.

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