Oh Dear lord...

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Jason: You defeated Kronos! That's so cool!

Percy: Yeah but dude you can fly! You're like a blonde superman or something!

Jason: But you can breathe underwater!

Percy: Didn't you ride a dragon?


Meanwhile...

Piper: Does Percy have a thing for blondes?

Annabeth: Shut up!

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