A/N: Bon Appetit!
A SAUCY NOODLICIOUS LOVE LETTER ©
Miss 'Hot' sauce,
Next to 'Sally' salad dressing,
Mr. 'Slurpy' noodles,
Across 'Very Berry' dessert topping,
My delicious darling Sauce,
Here come the true confessions of a pack of noodles, smitten by a generous dollop of you, sweetheart or rather spicy-heart, straight from my heart.....gourmet style:
I almost popped out of my packet the first time I saw you. Your saucy red appearance, your pungent, earthy, herby aroma drove me crazy. For days I was deranged as we shared the same cabinet. I stole glances at you hoping that you could hear the pumping of my heart and the thumping of my nerves and see how hopelessly in love I was with you. I went weak in my knees and as you can see, I haven't recovered since. I spent every moment thinking of each possible way of grabbing your attention and proving myself worthy of you. Even your little sloshing or polite splattering would trigger one of my day dreams, the moments I relished the most. Is it fair that you mangled my thoughts so much, when I'm already this tangled around myself?
Little did I know that my prayers were soon to be answered. It was the happiest day of my life when I was the lucky one to be tossed with you. Like we were meant to bump into each other! But I was still apprehensive whether you felt the same about me. Was I just a sticky, messy mass you were forced with? But all of that evaporated with steam when I saw you turning redder, flaming and blushing. Your shy, careful movements, your caressing touch, your graceful slither felt like eternal bliss to me. It was love at first sight, to last for a lifetime.
I am as incomplete without you as Bread without Butter and Cake without Sugar. Our match is one made in heaven, cooked in the kitchen, destined to rule the palate. And we do look gorgeous together. Aren't the Kettle's and the Pressure Cooker's whistles proof enough? So come, let us unite our mouth-watering souls and make this world a better plate to eat in.
Drooling like a Poodle,
Yours and forever yours,
Slurpicious Pack of Noodles.
A/N: Miss Hot Sauce's reply in the next chapter.