8:47am
Oikawa: Happy Saturday Morning my precious friends!! isn't today so wonderful? doesn't it fill your soul with generosity?
Iwaizumi: No.
Oikawa: okay then.
Oikawa: anyone else?
10:24am
Oikawa: hello???? trio from hell where are you?
11:36am
Me: ive awakened
Me: oikawa wtf is that morning message
Iwaizumi: he was trying to convince us all to go to his nephew's volleyball clinic
Me: word. glad i slept through it.
Matsukawa: same here
Hanamaki: i saw the message i just chose to go back to bed
Oikawa: WHAT THE HECK
Oikawa: YOU DONT WANNA ENRICH THE NEXT GEN OF VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS???
Me: not really
Oikawa: i wasn't talking to you
Me: rude.
Hanamaki: ayo dont talk to my queen like that
Matsukawa: how dare you disrespect her like that
Me: yeah, what they said
Me: thanks for the defense guys
Hanamaki: anything for you my queen
Matsukawa: i will take any excuse to shit on oikawa
Iwaizumi: is that what we're doing? let me join next time
Oikawa: I CANT STAND YOU PEOPLE
Hanamaki: then be seated
Me: oh shit he got your ass
Mastukawa: how will he ever recover from that burn
Me: gonna need some aloe for that one
Iwaizumi: this would be funnier if i wasn't stuck listening to him scream about it
Me: omg you poor soul
Hanamaki: sounds like thats not my problem
Matsukawa: throw him out the window
Iwaizumi: we're on the first floor it wouldn't do much
Me: shame
Hanamaki: shame
Matsukawa: shame
Oikawa: im gonna make new friends and they're all gonna be way nicer and better than you people
Me: i dont think i was ever actually your friend in the first place
Hanamaki: DAMN
Iwaizumi: you made him cry
Iwaizumi: do it again
Me: wait awwww oikawa don't cry you big baby
Me: we can be friends if you want
Matsukawa: no dont do it
Hanamaki: its a trap youll never be free
Oikawa: really? (இ﹏இ'｡)
Me: no
3:37pm
Me: real talk tho have you guys seen the cute little ginger at karasuno and his scary little black haired friend
Matsukawa: you mean the shrimp and Oikawa's disciple?
Me: tabling that for later.
Me: these bitches are just on campus screaming in circles
Hanamaki: lmfao???? is there a practice match today or smth?
Me: no thats why im so confused. theyre just pointing at the horses and screaming
Oikawa: oooo shiratorizawa brat gets horses on campus oooooo
Me: guess who no longer gets to use my guest pass to ride a horse
Oikawa: wait no pls i wanna touch one so bad
Oikawa: wait
Oikawa: mATTSUN
Oikawa: DONT CALL THAT BRAT MY DISCIPLE
Me: awww, mattsun??? thats so cute
Mattsun: i love that nickname pls call me that
Oikawa: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS YELL AT ME FOR USING IT??
Hanamaki: you can call me Makki too that would be chill that would be nice (please im begging)
Oikawa: HELLO???? I CAME UP WITH THOSE
Oikawa: THIS IS OFF TOPIC ANYWAYS
Oikawa: N/N GO TELL TOBIO-CHAN TO SCREW OFF
Me: ??? which one is tobio
Me: jk its the cute kid with black hair he's so sweet
Iwaizumi: hes a good kid just a little misunderstood
Oikawa: IVE LOST COUNT OF THE BETRAYALS AT THIS POINT
Makki: god this gc is the gift that keeps on giving
Mattsun: n/n you truly are a blessing
Me: i do my best
Oikawa: STOP IGNORING ME
Me: but its so much easier than dealing with whatever you say
Iwaizumi: marry me
Makki: ????????
Mattsun:????
Me: what can i say? i truly am irresistable
Oikawa: SKBFEBRVOAEBELIB BETRAYAL x1000
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