Hetalia x Reader Oneshots

(Fluffy) Romano x Reader: Everything Right

You slouched down into the enormous pile of blankets you were currently wrapped in.

Today was not your best day.

First of all, your period had decided to ruin your favorite (jeans/shorts/skirt/dress) and your bed sheets.

So you had proceeded to drive yourself to the laundromat (after cleaning yourself up, of course) just to find out that they were closed because something was wrong with the pipes or something.

Then, on the way back home, some bastard decided it would be a good idea to walk all those damn dogs right in front of you.

"Fuck you!" You had yelled, but luckily, all anyone could see was you spazzing your arms around and yelling something that no one but you could hear. "Haven't you ever heard of, I don't know, A SIDEWALK!?"

So now here you are, watching He's Just Not That Into You while stuffing yourself with food and occasionally crying.

"Potato Lord dammit. Just ignore the other girl and MARRY HER INSTEAD!!" You screamed at the movie and took another large spoonful of (favorite ice cream).

Whining loudly to yourself when the movie- and sadly your ice cream- ended, you snatched your phone from beside you and furiously texted your Italian best friend EVER since first grade.

But unfortunately, you sucked at texting fast and just ended up sending Romano gibberish that looked a something like this...

(Username): HOU Y CEAP ROAM I KUST WAYCHED THIS MIVJS ANS IT WAS SAS XUS THE HIYAS SND EHE SORLS SBD DUDF JAPPENEMES AND TOU JSVE RO ESTCH OT DOME RIME

You sighed and typed more carefully.

(Username): holy crap roma i just watched this movie and it was sad cuz the guys and the girls and stuff happened and you have to watch it some time*

After waiting for a short while, your phone dinged and you smiled a little at the username you set for Romano.

Romango: (y/n) are you high

(Username): nah

Romango: are you sure because we both know what happened last time

(Username): oh yeah LOL that grandma's reaction was pretty funny tho

Romango: yeah

Romango: you keep telling yourself that

(Username): I WILL

Romango: so you're not high... did your monthly bitch decide to party hard???

(Username): mm hmm

Romango: okay I'm listening

(Username): I want m&ms

(Username): I want kitkat

(Username): I want milky way

(Username): I want three musketeers

(Username): I want reeses

(Username): I want hersheys

(Username): I want pizza

(Username): I want you

(Username): I want a hug

(Username): I want ice cream

(Username): I want cupcakes

(Username): I want everything

Romango: hold up I gotta do something important

(Username): dude? Don't leave me!

"Dammit, Romango!" You cursed and flopped back into your pillow mountain.

-le time skippy-

The sound of your phone dinging sole you up from your dream of (something random).

"Huh? When did I go to sleep...?" You yawned and checked who the fuck decided to wake you up.

Romango: open your front door

"What are playing at, Roma?" You muttered, but did what his text said, anyways.

There was a (favorite show/anime/band/singer) crossover with (favorite show/anime/band/singer) bag on your mat that Romano made especially for you that said 'Welcome! ...now get the fuck in or leave.'

You lifted it up (it was quite heavy) and plopped it onto your lap when you sat down. "What's in here, rocks?"

When you opened the bag and peeked inside, your grumpy scowl turned into a wide smile.

Inside, there was everything you texted Romano about. You didn't expect him to go out and actually buy it, but here it is.

Yes, M&M's, Kitkat, Milky Way, Three Musketeers, Reese's, Hershey's, a large pizza from (pizza place), a big tub of your favorite ice cream, and a box of (flavor) cupcakes.

At the very bottom, you noticed a small sheet of folded paper.

You reached your hand into your new and totally awesome bag and fished out the paper.

The flowers are nice,
And the sun is so bright,
I love you with
All of my might.

You started at the poem and blushed. "Holycrapwhattheliteralfuck-"

The door was knocked and interrupted your freak out.

Opening the door, you saw Romano hiding his face behind a bouquet of flowers.

"R-Romano, did you mean what you said in the poem?"

His response was muffled so you asked him to repeat it.

"Ragazza... will you be my tomato girlfriend?!" Romano blurted out and facepalmed.

You smiled. "No duh, tomato boyfriend."

There was a slight silence before Romano broke it. "...can we kiss?"

"I thought you'd never ask!" You giggled.

"No seriously. I was about to ask you myself."

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And then you two kissed the end.

I suck at romance stuff.

I'M SERIOUS THAT POEM TOOK ME LITERALLY FORTY MINUTES JUST TO COME UP WITH.

Me flirting would probably be like...

"hey you have a nose i have a nose we should kiss"

"so do you like breathing me too"

"roses are violet violets are red fuck i screwed up"

"hey my name is karina but you can call me anything you want just kidding you better call me by my fucking name bitch"

"your face is good"

"brb i gotta pee but just stay right there i have this really good pickup line dont move"