Her Unwanted Marriage | MikhAiah

Chapter 31

A/N: Errors Ahead

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Johann's POV

3 AM, and Mikhael was already bothering me. Seriously? She's in Thailand, right? Yet somehow, she still found a way to disturb my peace here.

"Anong kailangan mo?!" I answered her call with clear irritation. My voice was groggy, and I was still half-asleep.

"Listen, moron... can I ask something?" she said, her tone annoyingly casual.

"Ano ba 'yon?! Tangina naman!" I replied, still trying to keep my eyes shut and cling to whatever remained of my sleep.

Then, she dropped the bomb.

"How can you control yourself when you're hard?"

Matic, nawala ang antok ko agad. My eyes shot wide open, and I bolted upright in bed.

"WHAT?! Are you fucking serious?! Tangina Khael? Anong klaseng tanong yan?!" I half-shouted, disbelief dripping from my tone.

"Yeah, I'm serious idiot. Why do you think I'd wake you up for something stupid if I didn't need help?" Mikhael replied, completely unbothered.

I ran a hand through my hair and let out a heavy sigh. "Mikhael, nababaliw ka na. Why are you even asking me this?"

"Because I need an answer, Johann. I respect my wife, but-" she paused, and I could hear her groan in frustration. "Ugh, forget it. Just help me out, okay?"

I rubbed my temples, feeling a headache forming. "Mikhael, alam mo bang madaling araw pa lang? And this is what you call me for?"

She snorted. "Exactly. Kaya nga ikaw ang tinawagan ko. Because you and Stephanie lived together before? so maybe you've done that before."

I sighed deeply. "Ulol! I never touched her, mataas respeto ko sa kanya!"

"Nah! Whatever, just help me!" she replied quickly, her tone laced with desperation. I couldn't help but shake my head, wondering how I always ended up in these situations because of her.

I groaned, pinching the bridge of my nose. "Mikhael, I can't believe we're having this conversation right now."

"Johann, I swear, this is important. And you're the only one I trust with this... sensitive topic," she said, her voice tinged with a mix of urgency and embarrassment.

I let out a sharp laugh. "Wow, sensitive daw. Hindi mo man lang inisip na baka may kasama ako dito? What if I'm with someone and they overhear this?"

"Eh, are you?" she shot back, challenging me.

Silence. Of course, she knew I was alone. I gritted my teeth. "Walanghiya ka talaga. Fine, here's what you do-"

"Wait! Sandali. I need to take notes," she interrupted. I could hear her fumbling around, probably looking for a pen and paper. "Okay, go."

I rolled my eyes, leaning back against my headboard. "First, distract yourself. Think of something unsexy, like taxes or traffic sa EDSA. That should help."

"Johann, seriously? Taxes? Wala bang mas effective?" she complained.

"Kung hindi 'yan effective, subukan mong mag-shower ng malamig," I added. "Better yet, mag-push-ups ka hanggang mapagod ka." walang kwentang sabi ko dahil kahit ako walang maisip na matino ng ganitong oras.