chapter one part three - ta parTAy

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by LouieeMak

by LouieeMak

After ducktaping the gaping hole left in her window, Veronica decides that it's good enough. Her friends will start showing up soon.
She places out some of the snacks she's prepared and slowly but surely her friends begin arriving.
*ding dong* someone's here.
"Hey girl! How's it going!" Celina arrives first to the party. And she is noticably... pregnant!?
"Hey... um Celina what ta fack?"
"What?"
"Dont play dumb, you let him IMPREGNATE YOU!"
"SHUSH its not what you think, trust!" She winks and goes inside. But seriously though what else are you going to think, Celina got pregnant by her boyfriend Jonathan Pork (ew). Veronica rolls her eyes and sees that Jaeley is the next to arrive.
"Hey I brought the goods you saw me get earlier lol!"
"Thanks Jae Bae your the best!"
"I think you mean alpha wolf! 😎"
Veronica is speechless...
Jae heads in and as you wait for Louis, you think, this is your last friend who has a chance to show up normal (but knowing his track record you know damn well thats not going to happen.)
*Louis arrives*
"Okay let's see what this bitch has to say... Hey Louie tootie pootie frutie patootie with the big Bootie!"
"Hey girl!"
Wow surprisingly normal!
"I nutted to oliver-"
"OKAY JUST GO INSIDE!"
As all of her three friends arrive she begins to think, wow I need normal friends to be around.
The going away party goes smoothly! Everyone is having a good time joking and having a good time.
"Guys I'm so glad you weirdos came, all four of you if we count John Pork Jr inside Celina rn."
Celina gasps, "ITS seriously not what you thinkkkk stopp as a mug."
Louis buds in "Shut the fuck up, stop trying to make mug a thing."
Suddenly Veronica farts and burps at the same time
"Omg sorry you guys I don't know what came over me lol!"
SUDDENLY she does it again!
"WHAT TA FACK!"
Veronica gets raised in the air, then launched into the sky, creating a massive hole in her roof.
"Ok... what the fuck!" the three of them say watching this unfold."

What happens next, just wait and find ta... (out)