"UGH when is the next hirakagi chapter going to release!" I scream as a shove my face in my pillow. Life as of late has been consumed with obsession over fictional men who aren't even the main characters of their own series. "I wish someone forced me to hug them for 10 seconds a day at gunpoint 😢" Veronica cries as she reminesces over previous mangas in her favorite series. "I'm so lonely... if only someone wanted to talk to- Almost like it's clockwork, Veronica's phone begins to blow up. Her friend, Big Bootie Louie Tootie Fruite Patootie, otherwise known as Loopoo, otherwise known as just Louis, calls her phone begging to talk to her. "Ugh I was enjoying the solitude of silence... *Swipes ignore*" ... 10 seconds later the phone blows up again... "UGH can't this man take a hint? *Swipes ignore*" Shockingly, Veronica's window shatters... A rock was thrown through it. "What the FUCK! My parents are gonna kill me. How did this happen?!" "VERONICA!!!" an agitating voice, fruity pitched, and hella gay echoed out from her backyard. "LOUIS... WHAT THE FACK DO YOU WANT! IM TRYING TO BE DEPRESSED AND YOU ARE MAKING ME SHUICHILDEL" "IM WATCHING BLUE LOCK!" He screams out... There is a painful pause between the two of them. "Louis... Why on earth would you watch that dogshit ass show?" "ITS NOT ASS, I'm actually really liking it and OH MY GOD OLIVER AIKU IS SO HOT!!!" In my humble Veronica opinion, Louis's tastes in fictional men has always been rather... interesting. "Louis I know damn well you didn't run through the WOODS to get to my house to throw a rock THROUGH my window to tell me that man is attractive..." "Well you weren't answering your phone and I really wanted to tell you and you live in my backyard so I figured..." "ENOUGH go home! I have company coming over later!" "OOH! Who is it!" Louis questions. "Jaeley and Celina, they are both coming over to wish me goodluck before I go overseas to Japan to study." "WHAT THE FUCK! Why wasn't I invited!!!" Louis screams. "Because I didn't want your gay ass infiltrating my party! Now go home!" Veronica tries to shut the window but remembers that the hole was broken through with a rock and the window is still technically closed. She closes the curtain instead. "Veronica I can still see you your curtains are sheer." "GO AWAY." "OK! I'll be back later then!" "...No..." "Yup! Well talk more about blue lock when I come over!" Louis leaves, aggravated Veronica now has to go to home depour to get stuff to fix a window. She hops in her car and drives to home depot to get what she needs. On her way back, she stops at the Ice Cream Prostitute, a questionable ice cream store which has been in the town since pretty much the beginning, and orders her favorite (maybe idfk) cookies and cream. "UGH this is so good, I'm about to bust!" "VERONICA you shouldn't be eating that! That's not on your diet! Your going to get diabetes!" "Jaeley!" Her friend, Jaeley, is there picking up some stuff at the convince store connected to the ice cream prostitute." "Dont remind me that I'm at risk of getting diabetes. I don't feel like even THINKING about that right now." "Well I was just here getting some snacks for the little get together tonight, sugar free of course, and since Louis and Celina are coming, I got some Dr Pepper for them since they like and can drink this stuff." "I thought you liked soda?" "Nah I cut it out recently. Anyways, I gotta get back to feeding my bitches." "What...?" "My dogs since I have 1 billion of them, see you later!" Jaeley drives off. As she drives away you hear a few of the dogs barking in the back of her car. You always thought she was an undercover furry... anyways that last thought wasn't necessary. You had to get back and fix the window before your parents got home. On your way back, you see something shoot down from the sky, something neon green and scary. "WHAT THE FUCK!" She swerves off the road and drive into the parking lot of a hiking trail. She hears a boom and think maybe it's not the best idea to go check this out. But because shes stupid, she decide to go anyways. "Omg what is that..." The thing that's glowing... it doesn't look human... it almost looks like it's from a different planet. The object it a chest that is lit on fire with green flames brewing from it. You think maybe the better option would to be to call for help... But morbid curiosity got the best of you, you decide to open up the chest and- BOOM Ghosts, spirits, and sparkles shoot out from the chest making Veronica cough and spit and gross shit. Inside the chest is... "Look at that medallion, I should put this on." Damn Veronica your stupid. She puts the medallion on and she gets lifed to the sky. Green beams shoot out from every hole (even that one 😳) and a giant ugly spirit shoots into her body pocessing her. "AHH WHAT THE FACK!" Veronica screams. "Touch my ta... hmm ta!" Why the ta did I just say that? I just said it again!" "What ta fack is wrong with me!" As if she wasn't already panicking, she gets a call from her sister. "Vero, why is there a giant hole in your window. I'm gonna tell dad." "Absolutely not, I'm on my home with stuff to fix it, do not tell ANYONE." Ugh I wish I had a Hirano to fix these things for me, Veronica thinks in her head. Now behind schedule she has to put the bizarre events that just unfolded behind her so she can focus on the task at hand. She yanks the medallion off her neck and rushes back to the car to get home to resolve her issues (mentally).
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(srry I'm to lazy to go fix the pov ull be able to understand trust. you = Veronica like onika = burger)
