How To Be A Guy ♕muke.boyxboy♕

03

"Gotta get Luke Hemmings enrolled in hell."

In my mind I thought over how we could play this out. If we rock up at the school, Michael and I, unenrolling Lucy and enrolling Luke, they're going to notice something strange is happening. It would probably be best if my mum could get Lucy out and then I could enroll myself but the connection with michael would give it away to someone.

"I need to tell my mum." I sighed, leaning my head against the window. I wasn't sure how she would react to this but if she threw me out I would always be able to move in with Michael who lived alone. With Calum. And Ashton.

"Why?" Michael pulled up in the school car park but left the keys in so music continued filling the car. He looked across at me and seemed rather confused.

"Dumbass. If you enroll me and unroll pre-me, it's a school. They're smart enough to figure it out." He rolled his eyes and pulled out his phone. He tapped the screen a few times before answering the voice on the other end of the line.

"Yeah hi liz. Would you mind coming down to the school? No Lucy's not in trouble. No I'm not in trouble. No we didn't break in on a Saturday. I-we just need to talk to you. Okay. Bye." He hung up and put the phone back in the cup holder and unbuckled his seatbelt to turn to face me.

"On her way." He shot me a smile which I returned and I undid my seatbelt, turning and putting my feet on his lap. He fiddled with the hole in my knee and he looked deep in thought, not paying attention which gave me free access to admire his flawless face.

His eyes had bags but they were designer, his lips were chapped but still smooth and his skin had the completion of Edward Cullen. His faded purple hair swept across his forehead and h somehow even managed to make ears look sexy. No I don't have an ear fetish but, come on. As I looked back at his eyes that were looking at me and his lips that were moving I realised he was trying to get my attention. Not really, I only noticed when he flicked my calf. (AN:moo)

"OUCH! You arse."

"Thankyou" He smiled and pointed out the window as a car pulled up beside us.

"Liz is here." I felt nervous. Not because it was my mother but because it was, my mother. She raised me, a girl, her daughter who was now her son.

"What if she hates me?" I looked at Michael in panic. His expression softened and he patted my legs which still lay across him.

"I'll go out and explain first then I'll come and get you." I nodded weakly and he smiled moving my legs off him which I immediately buried my face into. As I hugged my knees he left the car and went over to my mother who was exiting her car and gave Michael a hug as she reached him.

I watched their faces through the window and my mums face changed from confusion to anger to disgust then she began laughing. She looked over to where I was and back at Michael holding her arms out in a "where is it?" motion. He scuffed his shoes along the ground with his hands in his pocket and nodded his head back to the car.

Her face went blank and I swore a saw a few tears in her eyes. She turned and walked over to her car with her hands behind he head. She laid her face against the window and Michael went over to comfort her. He rubbed her back and she faced him, her whole face red with tears and it broke my heart to see my mother in this much pain because of me. I couldn't take it as she buried her face I to Michaels chest and her shoulders shook. Opening the door I ran out and stood in front of them.

"I'm sorry mum. I didn't mean to I don't know what ha-" my words were cut off as she threw her arms around my neck and cried I to my shoulder which was now higher than her. I seemed to have grown a bit over the past twenty four hours. She pulled away and placed a hand on my cheek. I sighed and closed my eyes.

"Lucy," she sighed "what happened to you?" I opened my eyes and gave her a small smile.

"Well I'm now Luke. I don't know how." She held my face in her hands and raked over my face taking in the new information.

"The doctors told me it was a boy. Then you came out as a healthy baby girl. Nothing wrong at all. Guess God just wanted this the whole time, ay?" She chuckled softly and kissed my cheek. I just smiled and hugged her again as she wiped her tears on my shirtsleeves. She pulled away and asked in her mother voice, "So do you boys, wow that sounds strange, do you know how you're doing this?"

Michael spoke up from where he leant against the car with phone in hand. He had been texting someone but he turned it off before I could see. "Actually we were just going to roll in and out."

"It doesn't work that way Mike. So were going to say that you," she pointed to me "are Lucy's cousin and your parents were sick of your behaviour and I was sick of Lucy's."

"Hey!"

"Don't worry it's just a story."

"That's what she said." Michael mumbled, looking down.

"That didn't even make sense." I scrunched my nose at him. He stuck his tongue out at me.

"I do what I want I'm punk rock."

"Boys! Stop. Michael we all know you're not punk rock, Luc-Luke, I'm starting to get sick of your behaviour and I might actually ship you off to Aunt Fuentes so stop."

"She's the bomb! Can I go?" I punched the air and looked at mum with hope. Aunt Fuentes is actually the best woman ever she let's me do whatever I want and has supernatural marathons with me and owns the pizza parlour and gets me tickets to her brothers concerts. Best. Auntie. Ever.

"No Luc-Luke you can't. You are going to school here and we are going now because I'm hungry. Let's roll. Michael stay here."

"Ugh why do I gotta stay?" He whined and crossed his arms while pouting.

"Because I said so. Seeing you and Luc-Luke! AH! Would be suspicious so sit in the car and stop whinging." She turned on her heal and grabbed my hand dragging me behind her. We walked in silence around to the front doors of the school.

"So what's it like to have a penis?"

"Mum!"

"Sorry." She mumbled, rephrasing with "What's it like to be a guy?"

"Uh no bras no makeup no shaving. Voice breaks Adam's apple and penis." And in good sport my voice raised an octave higher than I had become accustomed to over the past day. My mum nodded and smiled at me.

"Sounds fun. Oh remember I'm not your mum anymor-"

"Are you disowning me?!" My mind began racing as I hadn't expected this.

"No because you're now your cousin so I'm your auntie. I worry about you sometimes." I rolled my eyes "Thanks Aunt Hemmings."

"Perfect"

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Pretend Vic and Mike have a sister(Fuentes for anyone who's confused)

Ugh I have to walk to school tomorrow

~Zede