"It was a wild night. At least that's what I was told by your uncle's Jimin and Hoseok… I couldn't remember anything about that night after I woke up.. though waking up with a pineapple on your bedside table wasn't the strangest thing to happen..”
“Huh..” Taehyung stared at the pineapple sitting upon his bedside table, placed right beside his lamp. He was still in a sleepy haze but got out of bed. He took the pineapple in hand and walked out of his room to the apartment living room.
“Hey guys…Did anything weird happen last night?” Taehyung asked as he held up the pineapple.
“You went out with Jimin and Hoseok to get drunk and party,” Namjoon replied from the couch. “Just to stop them pestering you for another month..”
“Oh.. but that doesn't explain the pineapple” Taehyung pointed at the pineapple in his hand.
“Yeah, we don't know either, you just came back to the apartment holding it, giggling, for some strange reason.. but you were very drunk” Seokjin added as he walked out from the kitchen with a cup of tea in hand to go sit next to Namjoon.
“Oh well..” Taehyung shrugged. “I'll figure out what happened at some point..who wants pineapple juice?”
“I do!” Namjoon rushed to get up from the couch and run to the kitchen. “And I'll cut it up too!” He excitedly exclaimed as he walked out of the kitchen with a big, sharp kitchen knife.
“How about I cut it Joon” Taehyung walked over to grab the knife from his hand. “We don't want to have another hospital trip”
Namjoon nodded. “That's true”
“What were the other ones?” Seokjin asked.
“Broken toe, broken finger-” Taehyung started to list off with his fingers around the handle of the knife. “Uh..”
“Broken collar bone,” Namjoon added.
“Yes that one too, uh.. oh! And you're gonna laugh at this Seokjin, he fractured his tailbone!” Taehyung laughed.
“How?” Seokjin looked at his fiancé with a concerned look.
“Fell down the stairs whilst at college in my first year before I met you” Namjoon replied with a smile.
“How long did that take to heal?” Seokjin looked really concerned at this point
“Around eight to twelve weeks.. give or take” Namjoon replied as he let Taehyung walk into the kitchen.
“Hey! Is our blender working?” Taehyung asked through the doorway. “The last time we use it Namjoon was the one using it”
“I think so..” Namjoon replied.
“Well, if it doesn't, I can just put the pineapple in the fridge until we get a new one” Taehyung replied as he started to chop up the pineapple.
As he was cutting up the pineapple he heard the apartment door open with a hefty bang and two sets of footsteps walking in.
“Where's Taehyung?” Jimin asked as he walked into the apartment with Hoseok training behind.
“I'm here, what are you two doing here?” Taehyung asked as he walked out of the kitchen to see the two.
“You party animal!” Hoseok turned and placed his hands upon Taehyung's shoulders. “You were so crazy last night!”
“Wait, maybe you guys could tell Taehyung what happened,” Namjoon said as he sat down on the couch again next to Seokjin. “He doesn't remember,” Namjoon pointed out as he looked at the three standing.
“You, Taehyung, got so drunk!” Jimin started.
“So drunk!” Hoseok echoed.
“And! It was legen- wait for it-” Jimin raised an index finger.
“-dary” Hoseok finished.
“Legendary!” They both exclaimed.
“What exactly did I do?” Taehyung asked. “And it better not be something embarrassing” he glared at the two.
“Well, we went to a club, the new one, O.K” Jimin started. “And we got drinks, started to hit on both guys and girls, ya know”
“By ‘we’ we mean Jimin and I,” Hoseok clarified. “Taehyung was talking about Jeongguk so much, like the lovestruck fool he is,” he rolled his eyes.
“Anyway! We were dancing and Taehyung got really drunk and we decided to take him back here” Jimin explained.
“Were there pineapples at the event?” Namjoon asked.
“Pineapples?” Jimin wondered.
“Yeah, I woke up with a pineapple on my bedside table” Taehyung replied and sat down on a one seater seat.
“There wasn't any there, to my memory anyway” Jimin looked at Hoseok who shook his head.
“Maybe it was something else?” Hoseok offered with a shrug . “All I know is we took him home before one am”
“I don't remember anything else from last night either,” Taehyung shook his head. He then stood up and ran to his room and back out with his phone in hand.
“What are you doing Taehyung?” Seokjin asked as they all watched Taehyung go through his phone.
“Making sure I didn't send anything weird to Jeongguk” Taehyung swiped and tapped around his screen. “I didn't, good”
“You didn't accidentally call him?” Jimin asked.
Taehyung looked up at Jimin and then went back to his phone to check if he had called Jeongguk.
“Did you..?” Namjoon hesitantly asked.
“No,” Taehyung sighed in relief. “I don't need to worry” He sat back down on the single seated chair.
“Good” Namjoon sighed as well.
“Kids…It took a while for us to figure out where that pineapple came from, but that's a story for another day… why? Honestly, you need context for the surrounding story”
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Hi!
Sorry I was late by like.. over 30+ minutes..
I got distracted a lot..haha..
I hope you enjoyed this chapter for a set up for another chapter later!
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How I Met Your Father; K.TH & J.JK
Fanfiction"Kids, Today I'm going to tell you the story of how I met your father" Through many stories that were from Taehyungs life in his twenties and whacky adventures he has with his friends, through ups and downs and self reflection he finally meets his "...
