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Simulator:
What would you do if 3 hydras and a Lastrigonian giant attacked you all at once.

Percy: Would we be together of apart?

Simulator: *facepalm* Together I guess?

Percy: A HURRICANE! SLASH SLASH SLASH.

Leo: While THEY slash him up, I'll burn the stumps.

Jason: LIGHTNING! FLYING!

Piper: charmspeak

Hazel: Hurl gold ingots at them?

Frank: Turn into a parrot and distract him.

Percy: Frank, not much help.

Frank: Parrot.

Piper: Um, Frank?

Frank: Parrot.

Simulator: *facepalm* I have got to retire.

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