Joe: Dear, God. There's five of them.
Cisco: Oh, yeah. This is so cool.
Caitlin: Technically, there's still the one Y/N L/N we know. All the rest have different bios, genetic makeup, power sets, special abilities. They might as well be different people.
Cisco: Yet they're all called and look like Y/N L/N and have similar moral compasses.
Caitlin: Yes.
Cisco: So they're all still Y/N L/N.
Caitlin: I... yeah.
The Cognate Pillars were all gathered back in S.T.A.R. Labs on Earth-62612. They were all standing in a large circle, talking amongst themselves and getting the situation sorted out. Y/N had a clipboard in his hands as he tried to get them all to gather around and quiet down.
Y/N: Hey, guys. Can I have everyone's attention, please? We don't need to talk over one another.
Heat Wave: Yeah. I'm already getting sick of hearing my own voice.
Y/N looked at the man in the grey suit before shaking his head.
Y/N: Alright, so we all know why we are here.
Atom: Fate of the multiverse, end of everything, sort of thing.
Shazam: Sounds like a pretty typical day for us, really. All except for meeting ourselves.
Y/N: Okay. I thought, with all of us gathered here, we'd do a bit of an ice breaker. I know we're all Y/N L/N, but we all seem to have different backgrounds and upbringings. So, I'd like for us to say our superhero aliases as well as which Earth we're from and... Oh, what's a good distinguishing feature?
Shazam: How about our girlfriends?
All the Y/N's paused and looked at the white caped hero. They all had their brows raised in a judgmental manner. The tall (f/c) costumed hero rubbed the back of his neck while explaining himself.
Shazam: Sorry. I just like to show off a bit, is all.
Y/N: Okay. Um, I guess that can work. So state your name, Earth, and partner if you've got one.
Everyone nodded their heads in agreement.
Y/N: Okay. I'll start. I'm the Flash. I'm from Earth-62612 and my wife is Dr. Caitlin L/N. Uh, my cohort who doesn't seem to talk much here is Batman from Earth-1992. He's married to Mrs. Selina Kyle-L/N.
Batman simply grunted as a response. Y/N pointed over to the version of him in the blue suit to continue.
Atom: Hello. Uh, on my Earth, people call me Atom-Smasher. I'm from Earth-X. My wife is Mrs. Felicity L/N, formerly Smoak.
Y/N: Wait, Earth-X? Isn't that-
Heat Wave: That Nazi ridden hellscape?
Atom: Yes, it is. Which I am quickly coming to learn is quite the anomaly compared to all other Earths.
He paused, biting his lip. The others looked at him awkwardly.
Y/N: Okay. Moving on. You?
Shazam: Oh, uh, I am Captain Marvel from Earth-621926. Wow, that's really its designation? It's really a mouthful.
He looked over at Cisco who shrugged.
Cisco: Hey, man, I don't get to name the Earths, alright? Blame other versions of me or something.
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The Flash: The Fastest Man Alive (Male Reader Insert)
ActionY/N L/N was always a believer in the impossible, but he never suspected he would become the impossible. When a fateful lightning strike gives Y/N the power to move at super fast speeds, he must learn to step up as a hero against similarly affected p...
