Gay men frustrate me
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Logan and Peter was out working, cause they finally got a job and guess who was being lazy at home? 'Course it's Wade...GET BACK TO WO- okay I'll stopp...
But he was not alone, and no I don't mean Blind Al, I mean Laura! She came over to see The Wolverine but he was in work...suprisingly, as I already said.
Wade was painting Laura's nails pink, I don't exactly know why 'cause it's girly? Nah cause that's almost the only nail polish Wade had.
-and how are you doing?-Wade asked as he was half done with Laura's nails, he looked up on her then his gaze met with Laura's nails again.
-well it's been pretty good, you know how the X-Mansion is, I still miss the old Logan and Charles-Laura had a soft smile on her face she was thinking about the times before Charles died, yes it was a disaster but was it bad? Not at all. She felt happy after a long time, then it was ruined by the cruelty of humanity afraid of the mutant kind.
-Well I can tell you, it's still a beautiful place with beautiful people-Wade smiled a bit he tilted his head just enough to see Laura at the corner of his eyes.
-Wade, why were you never in the X-Men, whenever I ask Colussus he says *imitating Colussus* "He should be the one answering to that"-Wade froze for a second then his expression softened.
-Well your dear Colussus didn't like "my attitude" and my aggressiveness, but I'm fine those people in stretchy suits are just so strict, the only one who could bend the rules or break them was Logan, that piece of shit, sorry for my language-Wade wasn't angry he was just a bit frustrated cause that piece of shit got in there while he didn't but these were different times if Charles was still running the school he wouldn't even hesitate on helping Wade.
-yeah, that piece of shit...-the silence was awkward as Wade finished Laura's nails Peter opened the door he looked a bit tired but not too woren out.
-hey friends, what's up?-Peter leaned on the couch from the back looking at the awkward mutants.
-Well I painted Laura's nails, and mine-Wade exclaimed excitment building up in his voice, he showed to Peter his nails they were red(course they were) and Laura's pink.-Do you want some?
Peter couldn't keep a straight face and started laughing a bit, when he stopped and turned a bit serious he asked.
-Sure, what colors you got?-Peter was a bit skeptical after all the hair incident but that happened what? 3 weeks ago.
-Well there is blue,pink,red,yellow and black-Wade listed counting on his finger.
-I'll take the blue one-Blue!...How original...didn't you have blue nails just a few weeks ago? Shut the fuck up Wade that is the past!! Yeah what ever Bitch. Slut! Whore! Gay! I am not the only one here!!! Gay.
-Okie dokie have a seat-Wade guestured with his hand to the spot next to him on the couch.
-You know guys I saw a weird thing today, that might be interesting to you-Laura focused his vision on Peter interested.-Logan was on the subway and when I wanted to aproach him, the subway stopped before our stop and he got off
-Oh probably Cause there is a bar close by, I hope he doesn't drink away the paycheck he just got!-Wade sounded so calm about it, he was used to Logan's alcoholism, it was just the money, Logan can't get that drunk cause of his mutation but he was over 200 years old and drinking that much damages the healing factors maybe even stop them...then what will happen? Exactly what happened in Logan, I will cry.
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Fanfiction!!not my art!! And they were roomates. And then the multiverse caused even more chaos. But did it? Will one person change their story? Maybe not one but a few will. I'm here to entertain you guys with my light hearted jokes and my perfect personalit...
