Dueling Critters, a Smiling Critters x Yu-Gi-Oh AU Story

Chapter 81

Chapter 81: KickinChicken Vs Simon Smoke: Strange Encounters, Part 4

KickinChicken meanwhile was walking to a store.

“Let's see if that store I always go to still has those ylang-ylang body sprays I always get…” He said, “I don't know why, but I always love those ylang-ylang flowers… It attracts the ladies I'm close to, mostly to Hoppy…”

KickinChicken's phone started to ring.

“Hmm?” He wondered as he got out his phone and noticed that it was from an anonymous number, “Who's this?”

KickinChicken then accepted the call.

“Hello?” He asked on the phone call,

“Hey, if you get this number, better make your way to the Sports Colosseum.” The caller replied, “No reason, but–”

“--Why are you calling in the middle of a duel?!” Another voice shouted,

“What the hell?!” KickinChicken said, shocked, “What's going on here?!”

“Just hurry up and show up!” The called said as he hung up,

“Hey! Who are you?! Who are you dueling?! Oh fucking hell, I gotta do something!”

KickinChicken then made his way to the Sports Colosseum and went inside as it was still empty, but still had some guests roaming around without doing anything major. KickinChicken then looked out at the arena and noticed what was going on, two dragon critters, one familiar to him, dueling and the one familiar to him was gonna lose.

“Holy shit, I think I know what's going on!” He said,

At the arena, DandyDragon was on her knees as she dealt with a powerful attack. She looked up at another dragon critter, but was red and was a male dragon critter. He had a charm representing a golden dollar sign, but was worn like a golden chain.

“Man, you suck at this.” He said to her,

“Teh, from one dragon critter to another, you really are a piece of shit.” DandyDragon said, annoyed,

KickinChicken ran to DandyDragon and the red dragon critter.

“Hey, what's going on?!” He shouted,

The red dragon critter then turned to see KickinChicken and punched him in the face, knocking him down.

“Kickin!” DandyDragon shouted,

KickinChicken was on the ground, hurt from the punch.

“The fuck?!” He shouted at the red dragon critter,

“Aww, did I hurt you real bad?” The red dragon critter asked him, “Or couldn't you see my fist close enough since you only have one eye?”

KickinChicken then got up and got serious.

“You asshole!” He shouted, “I've been through hell that caused me to wear an eyepatch!”

“Oh boo-hoo, like I give a shit.” The red dragon critter said,

“Wow, you really are a piece of shit.”

“Took the words out of my mouth.” DandyDragon said as she got up,

“Still, who are you?!”

“Who am I?” The red dragon wondered as he chuckled, “Oh, you're looking at the best of the best right here! Simon Smoke!”

KickinChicken was shocked.