I didn't forget yall, calm your panties!! I da don't even remember the FC
𝐄𝐆𝐘𝐏𝐓 𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐀 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐄𝐒
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"Big bumbaclaat spliff ah buss inna mi head" Yanni mumbled, laying across my bed while I picked out an outfit to go see Kay in.
He's been begging to see me, and with my mom finally giving in, I feel way more relieved about seeing him.
"Next." She says, to a simple outfit I was thinking about. I didn't even get to say anything.
"Damn bitch, why!"
"Not revealing enough. You're not going to church"
I sighed. "You're just used to poppin your pussy yanni" I said in a joking tone.
She side eyed me. "Pussy too good to pop love" She retorted. "Looks like the grinch is calling you anyway" She added, as she picked up Kay's call.
"Yeoo Yanni, where's my shawty?"
"right here" she said, in a monotone. Showing me for a quick second.
I can feel her trolling any minute now.
"where's my man??" Yanni asked, clearly talking about one of Kay's friends she probably hooked up with.
"Shiiidd, I thought you were the man—" he started,
"well we know who ain't." She finished.
He kissed his teeth. "I'll boom you nigga, you needa stop fuckin everybody anyway, yo shi gon start burning. You ain't see the NYC expose pages they was makin?"
"surprised yo ass wasn't in them. And I don't be fucking everybody!! I just entertain 'em till i get bored." She defended.
"hmm.. and you not bored with that wig ye—"
"yeaaa NO, Egypt, come get gappy." She said, getting off my bed.
"That's enough" I laughed. He's so witty and Yanni just smart mouthed anyway.
"Bae you ready yet??" He asked, as he looked up at someone walking past him. Always checking his surroundings.
I took a moment to take in his nicely placed mustache, and his ponytail that gathered all his puffy curls to the back.
I smiled. "Nigga you got a cut?"
"Yea, can't be out here lookin crazy with my bae."
"You confident huh?"
He nodded, showing me his hair.
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"You stay walking to the car like you shy & shit." He mumbled, mugging me and laughing.
It's because I always have my face glued to the phone, opening apps I barely use, like the weather & shit. So embarrassing.
"Did you want me to stare at you and smile??" I asked, sitting down in the car.
"I mean, this is more awkward."
"Oh just drive Kevin."
I sighed, looking around the car.
Yea, better not find no bitch hair in this shit.
I noticed some starbucks. "Oh so you fuckin with white bitches now??" I said, eyeing the refresher drink in the cup holder.
"Unless you're the white bitch, I guess."
