Bob's Burgers:Gayle's Son

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*Buster*

It's nice to talk to my Zia Linda, and she is telling me what all happened during the years that I wasn't really around.

Buster:"So all of that just happened, and Zio Bob was in the wall now that is crazy  Zia but the most crazy thing is Cugina Louise telling her class that you guys serve human flesh like who does that." I do have to say that what Louise did was very crazy and very wrong on so many levels because Zio Bob would be arrested and be put into prison for something like that.

Linda:"Oh, Buster, you remember when I told you about the biker mudflap, the one who had her baby here in the restaurant." Zia asked me, and I nodded my head because I remember Zia telling me about the biker chick having a baby in the restaurant, but I really don't know the full story.

Buster:"Si, I remember you telling me that the biker chick had a baby name sidecar in the restaurant."

Linda:"Yeah, so during the time some boy named Logan stole Louise bunny ears so the leader of the biker club treated to cut off the Logan kid ears if he didn't give Louise back her ears." I could feel my blood boiling like crazy because this Logan kid stole my little Cugina bunny ears, and I don't like what I was hearing right now.

Buster:"You know Zia, I don't like bullies or anything like that, so to me, this kid Logan needs to be punished for what he did to Cugina Louise." Louise is my youngest cousin because my Zias and Zios from Italy are around their 50s or 60s, and they are too old to have more children.

Linda:"OH, that ain't all Buster Logans mother is just like her son." So what I am hearing is like mother like son moment.

I need to do a background check on this Logan and his family members because if someone is hurting my little Cuginas and Cuginos, then there will be hell to pay.

Buster:"Anyways, Zia, how has my Mamma been since I left last time." Truth be told, I do miss my Mamma and everything, but at the same time, I worry about how she is doing or if she needed anything, and she knows that I will do anything just for her.

Linda:"Well, Gayle is well herself like always, but she did miss you so much, Buster, and that's not all." When Zia Linda said Mamma is doing okay, but she also missed me.

I looked at my Zia to hear what else was going on with my Mamma because we would talk, but she never really talked about her love life with me, and I don't know who my Mamma is dating right now because she knows that I will have a very long talking to this new guy she is dating.

Buster:"Mamma is dating someone, Zia Linda." I will always be overprotective of my Mamma because of you know, and I don't want anyone to hurt my Mamma, and her feelings.

Linda:"Yeah, she is seeing someone, and don't worry Buster she is very happy with him, and you might like him when you see him." I never really like any of the guys that would come around, and then leave my Mamma. I will never really care that much for the guys that my Mamma was with, but I told them if they ever break her heart and I would break every single bone in their body.

Buster:"Zia, I probably won't like the guy because I never really liked the other guys she was with, and I broke every single one of their bones, and I put mostly all of them in the hospital because they made my Mamma cry." If I meet this new guy, I would tell him the same thing that I said to the last guy she was with and all the other guys before then.

Linda:"Well, Gayle is bringing him here for dinner tonight, and I was thinking you can come over and make it as a surprise for her it will make her night, Buster." Zia said, and she knows that I love to surprise my Mamma, and what better way to surprise her when it's tonight at dinner.

Buster:"Alright, Zia, I will be over tonight for family dinner, and don't worry, Zia, I will be bringing my homemade wine that I've just made back in Italy." Every time that I would be visiting my Zia and her family, I will bring my homemade wine just for my Zia because it's fresh, and when I make the wine, I will make it a little bit sweet.

So after my talk with Zia Linda, I got up and left to get ready for dinner tonight.
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I drove to my new house, and I have to say it looks really nice and it has some beautiful flowers everywhere and it has like a fountain in the front yard.

It's a big house with a lot of rooms and it's too big just for one person so I just let some of my 'friends' stay with me.

As you know, I did some air quotes when I said friends because they are a part of the family business that I was talking about.

But I just need help, and my Zio Roberto helped me out when I first started the family business. I was new to everything because Papà never really told me what he did for a living.

So when the day Papà died, my grandpa told me about the family business and what it was all about and that I was the heir to the family business.

At first, I was confused, but then later on, I just got the hang of what to do and how I should be acting when I am around other people.

I will act cold to other people who are also in the same business as me, but when I am around family, I will not act cold towards any of my family members.

So I got out of my car and walked to my house and then I went down to the wine seler where I keep my homemade wine and the expensive ones as well.

I grabbed the bottle of wine that my Zia loved the first time that I gave her its blackberry with strawberries and red grape in it, and it could be very sweet, and it would be tested so good like you would want more than just one glass of it.

So after I grabbed the wine, I started to get everything ready for when I saw my American family again, so I've brought presents from Italy that I knew that my Zio Bob would like as well as my Cuginas and Cugino would also like and that would be candy.

I started to get ready for tonight's dinner, and I just couldn't wait to see my Momma again, and I just knew that she would be very happy to see me again after 5 years of not seeing each other.

Like I've said before, I would always visit my Momma during the summer and winter breaks, but 5 years ago, someone was out to get me, and my Papà told me that it was too dangerous for me to travel to America.

So I stayed in Italy for the 5 years of someone trying to kill me because of who my Papà was.

Papà would teach me how to use a gun and how to fire a gun.

5 years ago, I was around 15, going on 16, so I haven't really seen my Momma when I was around 14 years old, and I just hope that she will remember me, but it's been really long since the last time we've seen each other.

Momma doesn't know about my love life and how I was when I was 17 years old and that I was a player not doing any relationship stuff with the girls that I was with.

But then I met a really nice girl and I thought that she was the one so I stopped being a player and I went into a relationship with this girl but after dating for about 6 months I started to see her true colors and when she cheated on me I just couldn't take it anymore so I kicked her and her boy toy out.

So after that, I never really never started to get into another relationship with any girls because I am afraid that it might happen again.

I just wanted to find a very sweet girl who doesn't take crap just from anyone.