You never had the best life a 23 year old could ever have. You didn't get good grades in high school. You didn't get into college because of your lack of good grades. Now you were struggling to find a job as you were equipped with the worst resume e...
A/N - Don't ask why I made this....just felt a little silly ig-
ANYWAY HAVE THE VID ABOVE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AS YOU READ-
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3rd person POV :
A random ass penguin man ran around the hotel room, engulfed in flames. The purple rabbit we all love to hate cackled loudly, watching the chaos unfold. What has he done now...
Jax : "HAHAHAH- Hey, (Y/N)! I put hot sause in his coffee and kidnapped his whole family! You gotta see this."
Jax turned to look at his "totally best friend and not hostage", only to realise that she was no where to be seen.
Jax : "(Y/N)..?"
The rabbit navigated the room, only to get fnaf jumpscared by the ringmaster who we call Caine. Jax was immediately teleported to a white space, eyes widened excitedly.
Jax : "Heaven..?"
Jax took notice of the rest of the group who stood about four steps away from him.
Jax : "Oh..well-"
Caine : "Hey guys..."
Kinger : "Hello.."
Caine slowly (but also angelically) descended down to the others as Jax stood next to his "totally best friend and not hostage", (Y/N).
(Y/N) : "I need to pi- [WONK]."
Caine : "L-Listen...I...I need to get real with you for a moment..."
The teeth man slowly walked towards his besties (slaves), head hung low.
Caine : "This...will be really hard for you to hear...but ✨I'M REVAMPING THE MOVEMENT ENGINE IN THE ENTIRE DIGITAL CIRCUS✨!"
The gang stared at magic teeth man with curiousity, the whole entire atmosphere quieter than a mouse.
All : "Oh-"
Caine : "And I'm testing it right now!"
He proudly pressed a mysterious red button, eyeing the group down innocently.
Zooble : "Okay, I think I speak for the void here when I say I don't give a f-" [dies]
Everyone stared at the very much dead Zooble on the ground. They were too stunned to speak 🤯
Caine : "WELL! My new update's bugged! TIME TO PANIC!" [DIES]
(Y/N) : "Okay I really need to pi- [WANK] now-"
Everyone : [SCREAMING THEIR FAT ASSES OFF]
The gang ran around in circles, turning into figurines one by one.