Only zhanyi & xiangwang one shorts. This is my imaginary story, it has nothing to do with real life.
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This one short story omegavers please forgive my grammar mistakes
००००००० Lan zhan - Why do married women not eat before their husbands.... Wei Ying ask why
Wei Ying - why
Lan zhan - Because when scientists make any medicine, they first test it on monkeys haha......
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Wei Ying - Lan zhan where does your house get electricity from
Lan zhan - from uncle's house
Wei Ying - how is that
Lan zhan - Whenever there is a power cut in our house, Dada says that those bastards have cut off the power again
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Wei Ying -We were robbed by our own people, the strangers had no power, our boat also sank where there was less water
Lan zhan - You were a donkey, you had no brains, Why did you go with a boat to a place where there was less water?
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Interaction of two omegas
Xiao xingcheng - You know our city's prime minister went into a coma
Lan zhan - Yes brother, People with money can go anywhere
००००००० Wei Ying came home drunk and pretended to work on his laptop so that he wouldn't have to listen to Lan Zhan
Lan zhan - You have been drinking again today
Wei Ying - No way
Lan zhan - So what are you typing after opening your briefcase ,Fools ?
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Wei Ying posted on weibo while sitting in the office
"I want to become a bird and fly freely in the sky......"
Lan zhan's comment came
"Bring coriander to your house as soon as you touch the ground .....Otherwise I will not let even a single hair survive in your garden"
००००००००० Wei Ying - Lan zhan, turn on the match channel
Lan zhan - I will not put
Wei Ying - I will see
Lan zhan - what will you see
Wei Ying - This is the channel you are watching
००००००००० Lan zhan - Wei Ying let's go out today and yes, I will drive the car
Wei Ying - Means I will go in the car and will come in the newspaper
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Wei Ying and Lan Zhan had a fight and they stopped talking to each other and the next day Wei Ying had to go somewhere early so he wrote on paper
"Wake me up at 5 in the morning... there is urgent work"
and after writing this he placed the paper beside Lan Zhan's pillow
Next day Wei Ying woke up at 8 am and saw a lot of papers lying on top of him and all of them had written "Get up, it's 5 o'clock, please get up, otherwise you will be late"
Moral -You should not mess with your wife......... 😝😛😜
०००००००० Lan zhan - Come on get up ,go make tea and breakfast
Wei Ying got up from the bed and started going out
Lan zhan - Where are you going
Wei Ying - To a lawyer to divorce you ....
After a while, Wei Ying came back and started preparing tea and breakfast
Lan zhan - What happened
Wei Ying - Nothing.... the lawyer sahab was mopping the floor himself
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Wei Ying - I am making my next film, there is a Scene for you too
Lan zhan - what a scene
Wei Ying - You have to go into the water slowly... it's an emotional scene
Lan zhan- by the way what is the name of the movie
Wei Ying - The buffalo went into the water
००००००००० "A husband fell in love with his own wife during lockdown "
*broke off all relations with girlfriend*
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Wei Ying was busy listening to the radio
Lan zhan - what are you listening to
Wei Ying - Modi's Mann Ki Baat
Lan zhan - You never listen to what I have to say
Wei Ying - What is in your mind is not called Mann ki Baat but Mann ki Bhadas .....
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"Japan launched 5G SIM,China built a glass bridge And People of India are still busy making hearts on trees and piercing arrows with them and writing Kallu love Pushpa "😂😂
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