Percy Jackson Song Parodies

Payphone

Percy POV

I'm at my fountain trying to call camp
All of my drachmas spent on you
Where has my mind gone
Wise Girl, it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two

Yeah, now
I know it's hard to remember
Since Hera mugged me
It's even harder to picture
That you're not here next to me
They say it's too hard to make it
But is it too hard to try
So I'll go fight in Alaska
Just to be by your side

I've wasted my coins
I've got no more light
Now I'm praetor
Still stuck in that camp
But I miss Half-Blood
But even the sun sets in paradise

I'm at my fountain trying to call camp
All of my drachmas spent on you
Where has my mind gone
Wise Girl, it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two

If happy ever after did exist
I would still be in New Rome with our kids
All those stupid gods are full of schist
One more stupid quest and I'll be sick

I turn my back on the Greek gods
'Cause I forgot my life
I gave you my love and sorrow
And they changed my ways

You can expect me to be fine
And I expect you to care
I know I've said it before just to be by your side

I've wasted my coins
I've got no more light
Now I'm praetor
Still stuck in that camp
But I miss Half-Blood
But even the sun sets in paradise

I'm at my fountain trying to call camp
All of my drachmas spent on you
Where has my mind gone
Wise Girl, it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two

If happy ever after did exist
I would still be in New Rome with our kids
All those stupid gods are full of schist
One more stupid quest and I'll be sick

Now I'm at my fountain.