(A/n: am I correct when emojis is a word? Idk, no hablo inglés. Solamente escribo en el idioma todo el tiempo)
Me
Where am I? Stranger?
Number
In my agency I hope.
Me
So I accidentally texted the numer two hero? Seems likely. Stop playing with me.
Number
Things happen in the world of quirks. How are your injuries?
Me
I'm alive.
Hardly.
Whoever is your healer, they stabbed me with drugs.
Number
It's called medicine. It helps the pain.
Me
Feels like drugs.
Number
Aren't you too young to know what that feels like?
Me
Aren't you supposed fo be out on patrol or something?
Number
Lunch break
Me
Sometimes I forget there's people who eat three meals a day
Number
That sounds concerning. How is your homelifw?
Me
Question, why does your coat look like it does?
Number
What is that supposed to mean? (Angry emoji)
Me
...
I cannot take it serious with that emoji, I apologise
Number
I do not understand how kids your age text, I will admit it
Me
So you're old?
Number
I'll say yes so you'll start showing some respect 🤨 (judging emoji)
Me
I snorted out loud
That's funny
You should become a comedian! You already look like a clown in that costume!
Number
Maybe be grateful I didn't leave you bleedin out.
Me
No
Number
What were you doing anyway? Gettinf stabbed?
Me
A knife just decided to hug me
It looked lonely
Number
Im not looking for jokes here
Me
Okay, lol
Someone got angry at me for no reason. Me and my friend went out and... she got drunk
Number
Underaged drinking?
Me
Don't tell my mom and I don't care what you do!
Number
I can hear you laughing from my office
Are you there?
Me
Sorry, I was holding back the urge to jump out of th window real quick.
Not a good lie, sorry for lying haha
Number
How about you step into my office?
Even though texting seems appropriate right now
I guess I would prefer talkn face to face
Me
Put it all in one text. You can do it, I believe in you.
Number
You put messaGes in multiple texts!
Me
For (sparkle emoji) ✨dramatic effect✨ (sparkle emoji)
This programming I swear to god.
Why does it spell out the emojis?
Number
And now you're using emojis
Me
🌝 (moon emoji) humour I guess
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"I just got stabbed." Chatfic!
FanfictionThis story is a chatfic. A quick read! It's all about er... chats. What happens if Endeavour suddenly gets a text on his personal number, saying 'I got stabbed'? Obviously he adopts that person in classic MHA style. Or well, he tries to anyway. ...
