random helluva boss oneshots

Interrogation

OK so back ground: you and blitz had to watch m&m's kids for the day all of which were troublemakers. One of them had spilled juice on the carpet and your trying to figure out who it was.

"Hey y/- whats going on." Blitz said as he found you death sharing the kids. "Interrogation." I replied coldly not taking my eyes of them. "What did they do?" Blitz asked confused. "One of these monsters spilled juice on the carpet and I'm trying to figure out which one of them did it."  I answered before adding. "It has been 42 min and they still haven't bugged." I said. "Oh wow that's that's bad." I nodded my head in response. "Did you bribe them?" He asked me. "Yep."  I said. "Ice cream??" He asked. "mhm." I replied. "Did you threaten them?" He asked jokingly but I took it seriously. "Insistently." I replied truthfully. "Oh well that is bad." He said with wide eyes. I made eye contact with all three of the kids. "I have never been so proud." I said wiping a fake tear. "Wait what?" Blitz asked confused. "First rule of interrogation kids?" I ask them. "Spill the tea end up in the sea." They said at the same time. "Good and second?"" I ask them "Snitches get stiches."  They said at the same time. "Good dismissed." I said as they all went away. "Is this what were teaching the kids, what about the carpet stain?" Blitz asked me. "Spill juice or wine, cold water and soap is fine." The youngest said. "Ah you listen." I said giving her a soft smile. I looked over at Blitz who looked at me with a confused look before he said "I don't wanna know" as he walked of.

A/N: Yes  Idid get the idea from a kallmekris video