albion of remnant crossover

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At night jaune was done doing his homework when ozpin and salem. Visit his dorm with arthur. And salem is in a foul mood.

Jaune- grandma?

Salem- don't grandma me young man!! Sit down youbhave a lot of explaining to do..

Jaune-explain what??

Salem- is it true that you created a pornographic video just for money!!!! Is this what you learn from your grand father's school!!! Answer me jaune miles arc!!!

In just a matter of seconds jaune burst to laughter

Salem- if you don't stop laughing young man i will summon my grimms and i will feed you..

In just a mere second jaine stop laughing..

Salem- now answer my question!

Jaune- grandma please calm down. It was just a blatan lie..

Salem- what do you mean..

Ozpin- dear jaune is not even a porn star..and he doesn't even have a sex video...it's just a random lie...

Salem- ozpin don't you dare defend your grandson..

Jaune- ohh come on grandma..i don't stoop that low...i just made that up..in my classroom i observe my classmates are consist feminist and racist combined with perverts..hehehe to think those girls the girls are blushing madly to see me while the boys cursing at me. Plus to think all the girls looking at me like i am a piece of meat. And my naughty side kick in so i play them along..

Salem- you said thay you don't have a parents!! What do you think of me!! And your grandfather!!!

Jaune- it's part of the act. To gain some sympathy...

Salem- sigh~ jaune you kinda hurt me!! I feel that you don't love me...huhuhu

Jaune- calm down granny i do love you...

Arthur- jaune!! Since when did you learn how to act...and really??  Los angeles national high school??

Ozpin- what about it??

Arthur- there is no such thing los angeles national high school back in LA headmaster..

Jaune- and what should i write to my fake transcript lard ass..plus that acting lesson i learn that from lucifer and valery...

Arthur- you know sona and her gang will investigate you..

Ozpin- not really..

Jaune- what do you mean..

Ozpin- jaune me and your grandmother also works in kuoh academy..i am you headmaster omce again while your grandmother is the english teacher om first year division..you are lucky because i am handling all transcript of records and not her..

Jaune- it's normal for you to handle transcript of records..

Arthur- not in this realm..you see sona and rias are all sisters of a devil kings. Sona rules the school while rias is in the town..both of them are the owner of this town. And those two are looking for a potential recruit to join them as a devil..since you are the white dragon emperor. If they detect your sacred gear they will come and recruit you..

Salem- if they come to recruit my boy..they will going to deal with me...

Arthur- ohh come on granny theu don't even dare to recruit jaune once they learn jaune true ally...

Salem- what do you mean??

Arthur- jaune is already a member of lucifer morningstar...and don't get me wrong he is not even a devil i am also a member of his team. Lucifer really hates transforming human to devil...because of his beliefs..plus albion is there to protect him..he cam get out from the sacred gear you know...