Chapter 20: A Wonderful Day ^^ (Part 1)

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*This chapter hasn't been proofread.

"Uh, What's the scoop, A'dentist?"

(Peem, you call Pan. I can't reach him. The class is about to start.)

"Oh, what's going on?"

(He asked me to buy things to donate to flood victims.)

"Well, that's good then. When are you going? Let me know!"

(It would have been better if he hadn't taken the condom box I stuffed with those things. Damn it! Call and tell him to bring it back to me before I was cursed by uncles and aunts)

OoO Hahaha, I released a laugh that echoed through the building.

(Hahaha, fuck you Peem, why are you laughing, you scoundrel? Hahaha!)

And then Chan and I burst out laughing together.

(You know, I really want to slap Pan on the head so bad. He doesn't bother to check anything. I went to buy things with my mom, right? When we got back home, Pan just snatched them away.)

"Haha, my stomach hurts. Haha. Alright, I'll call him and tell him. And what time do you finish your classes?"

(It's probably almost 7 p.m. I'm taking an exam.)

"Oh, okay." I hung up on Chan and continue laughing. Damn Pan, you're surely something.

"Mae, since you got a wife, eh, no, it must be "husband". You're starting to chirp like a little bird. Sitting there, laughing all by yourself. Kik kik*!!!"

[*The sound of giggling]

There's only one person has such a dog-like mouth, assholeQ. I turned around, ready kick him hard, but he managed to dodge.

He led a whole crew to the bathroom (to smoke), then returned to our usual spot. We were waiting for the afternoon classes. At this time, all he human beings turned into half-breeds - mothers were doves and fathers weredogs. They whistled and barked at girls from other faculties passing by.

"What the heck is กระแต๊แว๊ด?"

"It's a combination of กระแดะ(fake) and ตอแหล (sly), and then combined with แรด*(slut), featuring** together, and it becomes กระแต๊แว๊ด."He shook his head and gestured with his hands and feet as he spoke, like a linguistics expert. But I think he has a problem with the Thai language more than anything. He's the kind of person who enjoys coining his own terms. Yet, people don't quite grasp what you're saying, you know, Q.

[*แรด /râet/ rhino, is a slang meaning slut (details explanation in chapter 16)
**Q said the word in English so don't ask me what it means, Ask him!]

"Hey, do you know why did Phum choose you to be his boyfriend?"

Not done, still not done. He arched his eyebrows and made a face of holding the upper hand, as if I had to cajole him, beseech him for his opinion.

"Why?" Out of pity, I followed the current and asked him in return. I'm curious what kind of absurdity he'll unearth to dampen my spirits even further.

"It's because Phum has a kind heart." He made a grateful sound and raised his hands to wai above his head when he mentioned Phum. When did you appoint him as a God?

"He was afraid that you would become extinct. So he had to preserved you. This breed is already rare. Rumor has it that there's only one left. There, there, look! All the tusks are cut off. The trumpet sound...Hahaha..."

You're the one extinct, A'Q.

[*Q is comparing Peem to an angry elephant whose tusks are cut off.]

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