*Percy's phone rings*
Percy: EVERYONE BE QUIET
Percy: *picks up phone* Hey Mom
Piper: COME BACK TO BED
Leo: *Loud noises that sound weird*
Frank: Tell her I say Hi
Hazel: *sings let it go loudly*
Thalia: Pass the weed
Coach: PUT YOUR PANTS ON!
Nico: * swearing in multiple languages especially english*
Annabeth: Heya Mo- I mean Sally!
*everyone is quiet*
Sally: Did Annabeth just call me mom?
Percy: *kisses Annabeth*
Sally: Percy... You know it's on FaceTime
Yeah I know demigods don't use phones but Leo made special ones ;)
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Percy Jackson Jokes 2Random
The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!