Someone Save Me from My New Neighbor!

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Chapter Two

"Are you going to send me the money or not, jackass? I texted you thirty minutes ago about it, and it says you read it. The nice lady here is patiently waiting."

A week has passed, and today was Luffy's party. There was going to be a shit ton of drinking, so I was thinking about making some fried chicken. Knowing that it was going to take a while, my plan was to get to the beach house before anyone else and get a head start, but I have to pick the cake up first before I can go there, and Ace is taking his sweet fucking time.

"Okay, okay. Sorry, I got busy and forgot. Trying to do this stuff secretly when he's here is a lot harder than when he's out at sea. It was hard as fuck to get him away from his phone long enough, so I could snag a few of his friend's numbers. Thankfully his ass took a shower last night, and Sabo swiped it off the bathroom counter. I don't know who'll show up since their invitation was so last minute, but I do know at least one of them replied that they'd be there. Okay- I just sent the money. I sent extra so make sure to tip that nice lady well. Do you know how to get to the place?"

"Siri does."

"Har, har. I hope Siri gets you lost."

"If she does, there won't be any fried chicken for y'all," I replied as I turned towards the cashier.

"Oh, whatever will we do?"

"Whatever jackass. I'll see you at one." I hung up on him and smiled at the lady. "I'm so sorry about that. Do you guys have apple pay?"

"O- of course, it was no problem. Thank you for stepping aside and letting me take care of other guests until you got it situated."

"Sure thing." I tapped my phone against her machine and waited for the tip option. Ace sent me an extra thirty dollars so that's how much I gave her. When the transaction was complete, I picked the cake up and headed for the door. "Have a great day ma'am."

"Y-you too!"

_Zoro's POV, 10:45 PM (the night before the party) _

"Ah! Zoro! Wait, slow down... it hurts a little."

"Nah, I know you can take it. You want to be a good girl for me, don't you?"

Tashigi cried out and nodded her head. I ran my hands down her back as I thrusted into her relentlessly. 

"That's a good girl for me. I'm in a bad mood these days, so just sit there quietly and don't say anything else unless I ask you a question. Got it?"

"Ah, ~ yes, sir." 

"You can blame my neighbor for your soreness."

"W-who?"

My right hand came down on her ass, hard. "I didn't ask you a question. Don't worry about who he is. Just blame him." She whimpered in response, and I dipped low to bite her on the shoulder. 

She didn't dare mutter another word until after we were finished, but during her aftercare, she smiled at me amusingly.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" I asked as I wiped cum off her cheek with a clean warm rag.

"Who's this neighbor guy of yours that has you so pissed off?"

I rolled my eyes. "I'm not pissed; I'm frustrated. About a week ago I moved into a new loft apartment. He lives across from me, and we chatted a bit before I offered him food if he'd help me move the rest of my shit in. When we were done, he was chilling on my bed while I went down into the living room to find us a place to eat at. A few minutes go by, and I hear him make this... very interesting noise."