The Better God (Loki is added)

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"Hacker lady" added "Loki" to the group chat.

God of poptarts:
HELLO BROTHER WELCOME TO THE GROUP CHAT

Loki:
🤦‍♂️. Why are you here? Of all people YOU have to be here. And why are you shouting?

God of poptarts:
I AM NOT SHOUTING BROTHER

Cookie Man:
1. Loki play nice
2. Thor you've got caps lock on

Loki:
Me, play nice?! never

God of poptarts:
IVE GOT WHAT ON?

Kaniss:
Caps
Lock

Assassin lady:
The fuck you come from?

Cookie man:
Language

Katniss:
The fuck you come from?

Cookie man:
Language

God of poptarts:
I am no longer stuck in the thing called caps lock

Loki:
Wow thor well done
Good job

God of poptarts:
Thank you

Loki:
I was being sarcastic

Cinnamon roll:
Gonna cry

I am iron man:
Why? Is everything okay? What's wrong? Do I need to kill someone?

Portal man: (I know his name was "portal creating man" but I shorted it cuz it quicker to write)
Notice how he only appears when the kid appears?

Winter boi 🦾:
Notice how you only appear when Tony appears?

Cinnamon roll:
Anyways I wanna cry cuz I was just playing a random playlist and a really hyper song was playing then a really sad song started playing ruined the whole vibe

I am iron man:
Wow kid a song ruining the vibe is such a life problem

Cinnamon roll:
Ikr

God of poptarts:
What is a vibe?

Hacker lady:
Thor you need a lesson in English

Loki:
why was I added?

Hacker lady:
I decided to

Loki:
how do you have my number?

Hacker lady:
I have my ways

Loki:
Teach me

Hacker lady:
no

Loki:
Rude

Flying dude:
WHO FOOKING STOLE MY BELOVED REDWING

Cookie man:
Language

Winter boi 🦾:
Youre connection to that "thing" is comcerning

Flying dude;
It was you wasn't it?

Winter boi 🦾:
My pet fish needs walking

Cinnamon roll:
BUCKY HAS A FISH THATS SO COOL
.
WAIT YOU NEED TO WALK THE FISH OH SHIT IVE BEEN DOING THIS WRONG

Loki:
Is this kid okay?

Assassin lady:
Not one bit

Katniss:
WHO THE FOOK REMOVED MY PILLOWS AND BLANKETS FROM THE VENTS

Cookie man:
Language

Katniss:
I said fook

Assassin lady:
Shouldn't of been in the vents

Katniss:
Fuck you

Cookie man:
Language
Also I made some cookies :)

Winter boi 🦾:
Youre cookie are actually the best

Cookie man:
Thank you buck

Hacker lady:
Get a room

Cinnamon roll:
I'D RATHER TAKE MY WHISKEY NEAT
MY COFFEE BLACK
AND MY BED AT 3

Sonic:
YOURE TOO SWEET FOR ME

The witch:
YOURE TOO SWEET FOR ME

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Sorry about not updating I once again forgot this book existed 8k reads and nearly 200 votes is actually insane thank you guys so much you're all amazing, like why do you guys even like this I cannot write well at all.

But again thank you guys the support is great, and all this support on a silly book with no proper order written by an autistic 14 yr old again it's insane.

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