Omega: How on earth does Hunter keep his white performance shoes so white?
Crosshair: He brushes them with toothpaste.
Omega: Ah. *5 seconds later* Wait a minute—
Crosshair: I can't believe you bought that for even 2 seconds! I have no idea, Omega!
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Friend: How does she [Taylor Swift] keep her TTPD shoes so...white and clean?
Me: She brushes them with toothpaste
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