Helluva Boss (OC Insert)

S2 E6: Oops

(WARNING: if you are a child under 18, don't read this until you hit that age!)

Thee scene opens with a wideshot of Asmodeus' palace, in which we then see his bedroom. Fizzarolli, Jake and Asmodeus are sleeping together in the same bed. A cuckoo clock featuring a rooster with an erected penis goes off, which wakes up Fizzarolli under the covers He punches the clock and stretches his arms out to the kitchen, scaring a laundry succubus wearing an apron and matching black lingerie and knee-high boots, destroying a chandelier, and pours himself some coffee. But, he burns himself so he takes the whole pot back, passing the same laundry woman from before, making her twirl in place, and sets it on a desk. He stretches out and grabs one of his hats, and stretches. Fizzarolli grabs the coffee and drinks it, before putting it away and stretching himself above Asmodeus and Jake.

Fizzarolli: "Rise and shine, Ozzie and Jakie-pie!"

Fizzarolli shakes an airhorn and blows it, startling Asmodeus and accidentally flips Jake off of him, who lays back down.

Jake: "Fuck, I'm awake!"

Fizzarolli: "Huehahahahaha!"

Asmodeus: "*groans* Ugh, again with the horn?"

He turns in bed, covering his head with his pillow.

Fizzarolli: "Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!"

He blows the horn again as Jake sits up and puts his glasses on.

Jake: "*mumbles* Ok, we might need to put a rule for when it comes to the airhorn. *normal voice* Alright, so, *Fizz hands Jake the list* thank you, Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of the V-V-V vibrators. Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of the V-V-V vibrators. And then, you have a meeting with Prince Stolas at 6 tonight."

As he speaks, Asmodeus gets out of bed and puts on his robe.

Asmodeus: "*sighs* You scheduled me during lunch?"

Jake: "It's nothing much compared to my schedule for today."

Fizzarolli: "Also, you're also pretty good at 'squeezing things in.'"

As he speaks he squeezes the robe in, eyeing Asmodeus' butt, before stretching onto his shoulder.

Fizzarolli: "But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!"

Asmodeus: "Lemme guess, I'm handling that too?"

Fizzarolli: "I mean, unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again?"

Asmodeus: "Ahahahahaha— NO. Never again."

Jake: "And the last time you cooked, you somehow managed to get the bacon covered in powder and the pancakes weren't cooked right."

Fizzarolli: "Whaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!"

Asmodeus: "Stoooop...~"

Fizzarolli: "OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!"

Asmodeus: "No! It's too early for burgers, ya maniac!"

Fizzarolli: "Burger time! Burger time! BURGER TIME!"

The three laugh together. In the kitchen, while Asmodeus hums, making breakfast, Jake opens up a newspaper. An article reads- 'King of Ozz—A HYPOCRITE?!' Jake nervously crumples the paper, stuffs it into a trash bin, then proceeds to throw the entire bin out of a window, which hits someone on the street. Asmodeus opens the door to the refrigerator, which lacks milk.