the 5th lad ( the inbetweeners male reader insert)

caravan club

*(y/n) pov*

I walked into the 6th form common room but was greeted by. Will with a bin on his head

(y/n)" will what the fuck. is this what your into?"

will" no Donovan did this. the prick"

(y/n)" you know he's about 5 feet away right"

will" did her hear that?"

(y/n)" yes"

will" oh shit"

(y/n)" ok. let's get you out of that"

I went to untigh him before

Donovan" dont"

(y/n)" why not"

Donovan" because I said so"

(y/n)" fuck you cunt"

Donovan" THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY"

(y/n)" you herd me fuck head. why don't you go cry to Charlotte. oh wate. she left you because your a worthless wast of human life"

mark ran at me but I tackled him to the ground and started violently beating the shit out of him

( from 1:15 to 1:38. your shane and Donovan is ed )

I looked up from marks bloody mangled face and looked at his mates

(y/n)" you harm my friends. or anyone next time I will not stop. ill beat him. and you to death"

I stood mack up and kicked mark in the hip before uptighing will

simon" alright- what has happened"

jay" Jesus. was he attacked by a gorilla?"

will" no it was (y/n)"

neil" (y/n) turned into a gorilla?"

will" no neil (y/n) beat the shit out of Donovan"

neil" oh alright then"

simon" why?"

(y/n)" because mark Donovan is a cunt who had it coming"

mr Gilbert then came into the room

mr Gilbert" morning. sotherland, cartwright, copper, makenzi, (l/n). and what has happened. I presume Donovan triped"

will" no sir what happened was self defen-"

mr Gilbert" your not about to grass are you makenzi"

will" sorry?"

mr Gilbert" because if there's one thing no one likes. its a grass. now I will ask how this happened and you will reply Donovan triped"

will" but sir-"

Gilbert walked closer to him

mr Gilbert" how did this happen?"

will"....Donovan triped"

mr Gilbert" clumsy"

Gilbert then walked out

(y/n)" so what are we upto this weekend. insulting more disabled people"

will" hahaha"

jay" dont worry about me mate. ill be upto my nuts in gust with the caravan club"

will" you mean a holiday for old people"

(y/n)" yeah. im 100% positive thats just a place for old people. but. why don't we prove it"

simon" yeah. im definitely up for that"

neil" yeah love to"

jay" well. you don't have to"

will" no if I have to sleep in a caravan to prove your lying. im willing to take that sacrifice"

*timeskip*

the first thing I did was get petrol in my car before driving off to meet with them at a different petrol station

when I met up with them.simon was failing to put petrol in his car

(y/n)" si you parked in the wrong spot"

simon" thank you captain obvious"

(y/n)" I'm going to grab some bits. mostly chrisps. anyone else coming"

jay" yeah. im gonna look at the clundge mags"

neil" oi wate up"

both of them jogged is as I went straight for the spicy chrisps

(y/n)" du kleine Schönheit"

(translation. you little beauty)

I payed for it and went back to the charger

(y/n)" hey si"

simon" yeah?"

(y/n)" you think that river of piss can top a tone"

simon" on the way here we got to 100 miles an hour"

(y/n)" thats cute. 150"

simon" well of course your car has the fucking powerful engine"

(y/n)" and nitro. anyway ill meet you at the caravan club"

jay then jumped in the front as I hit the nitro and drove down the road

jay" WO WO WO WO WO. HOLY SHIT"

(y/n)" WELCOM TO MY WORLD"

*time skip*

and as expected. this ace was shit

so I just slept in my car

when day came. it was a relief. as I could now get the fuck out of here

and so started the journey back.but then the others pulled over so I did the same

(y/n)" whats going o-"

simon"NEIL HAS SPUNKED ON THE SEATS"

(y/n)" WHAT THE FUCK MATE"