the 5th lad ( the inbetweeners male reader insert)

bunk off

*3rd person pov*

(y/n) simon jay and neil were at a park playing Frisby

(y/n)" this is so stupid"

jay" why arnt we playing foot ball"

will" running around chasing other men with your top off. what's more gay then that"

jay" you"

(y/n)" let me guess your gonna say something like. because girls can join in. when in reality its because your sceard Donovan will join in and kick your ass"

will" not fully true"

neil" wow. check out the jug-osaurus-rex"

neil then pointed to a girl with particularly large boobs

(y/n)" Ich habe schon Besseres und Größeres gesehen"

( translation. I've seen better and bigger)

simon" shit thats carly"

will" perfect watch this. CARLY CATCH"

will threw the Frisby to hard and it was going towards a disabled womans face

(y/n)" Oh verdammt, lauf davon"

( translation. oh fuck run for it)

(y/n) jay and neil imitately leged it to (y/n)'s car

(y/n)" GET IN"

jay" oh fuck. DRIVE"

neil" shit. you think it hit her in the face?"

(y/n)" yes Neil. yes it did"

eventually will and simon jumped in the back and (y/n) hit the nitro

neil" ok what happened"

will" think about it neil. last time you saw us a Frisby was heading for a disabled womans face"

neil" oh did it hit her in the face"

(y/n)" of course. ok everyone. we still bunk off tomorrow. meet at the planed location"

neil" you sure its still a good idea to bunk off. what about the bad karma"

(y/n)" karma isn't fucking real neil"

*timeskip*

*(y/n) pov*

me jay and neil were wating for simon and will just outside a fancy alcohol shop

when the other 2 showed up. Will was in a sute. making me jay and neil laugh

jay" what are you wereing"

simon" the sutes my dads. he insisted. the hats his"

(y/n)" what a bellend"

will" im just an adult man stocking up on booze"

(y/n)" well go get it then you tit. remember ill only drink german alcohol"

we all handed him £10 each

will walked into the shop

simon" oh shit"

jay" what?"

simon" nothing"

wait isn't that carlys mom?

(y/n)" thats carlys mom"

jay" OI"

simon" jay. please dont she'll recognise me-!"

jay" HE WANTS TO SUCK YOUR CARLYS TITS"

After a few minutes of us dicking and will came out with 3 bags