the 5th lad ( the inbetweeners male reader insert)

prologue

*(y/n) pov*

BEEP. BEEP. BEEP

(y/n)" SHUT THE FUCK UP"

I threw my alarm clock across the room. before putting my sunglasses on

(y/n)" ( under breath) Scheiße. ich hasse Schule"

( translation. fuck i hate school )

( there will be moments where (y/n) says things in german so ill put a translation underneath)

I got up got dressed and fed chopper

(y/n)" good boy"

I picked up my phone and read through my texts

Neil"( through text)hey mate. do you mind giving me a lift to school. dads cars broken"

(y/n)" ( through text) of course. you dads gonna need that car fixed for the rent boys"

neil"( through text) OI my dads not bent"

I chucked and locked my house doors before getting into my car

I drove over to neils. he was standing out side wating

(y/n)" come on get in"

Neil got in and threw his bag in the back

Neil" cheers for this"

(y/n)" whatever"

I hit the gas and drove towards our school

neil" you think I could drive this car someday"

(y/n)" neil. id rather shit broken glass then let you drive my car for 5 seconds"

neil" oh come on. im close to passing i won't crash"

(y/n)" sorry neil. my car. I drive it"

neil" fair enough"

(y/n)" Ich hasse diesen Ort"

( translation. I hate this place)

neil" mate you gotta stop talking like that. no one knows what your saying"

(y/n)" I know"

I pull into the parking lot and both of us get out

neil" cheers for the lift"

he walked of as I went off to deal with a new problem i had to face. the fact the schools local giant has a problem with me smoking in the halls

*timeskip*

mr Gilbert" morning"

(y/n)" morni-"

mr Gilbert" shut up"

should have seen that one coming

mr Gilbert" now. we've got multiple complaints about you smoking. honest to God. I dont give a fuck"

I just looked back at him

mr Gilbert" but as the head is pressing me. ill just lie and say I gave you 2 hours detention"

(y/n)" good choice. thought I'd need to bring up the. tesco incident"

*flashback*

old woman" would you like a joke at my house. changing light bulbs?"

mr Gilbert" no. no old woman. I have plans of my own. now hurry up. 20 minutes is long enough for you to see thats a tesci club card"

so glad I got that on video

*end flashback*

After that. I met up with the other 2 dickheads

(y/n)" si. jay"

Simon" hi (y/n)"

jay" morning benda"

god. im not looking forward to this year. better then a shity college