horny porny [h.s.]

18 :: a glass of tampon

song: alone together - fall out boy 

mood: ugh nobody cares what their mood is just read the chapter ;)

date: ME PlEASssEEEeE. just date me. I mean, I asked this in the past and you didn't anwser :(((

time: 1:01pm

special text: there's a tampon in my glass of Bacardi, what happened? - harry, 1:01pm

harry fuck me pls: there's a tampon in my glass of Bacardi, what happened?

me: o my god harry

me: is2g my mind is black

me: i don't remember anything

me: like

me: nothing

harry fuck me pls: fucckkk

harry fuck me pls: i have a hangover

me: same 

me: why is your name 'harry fuck me pls' in my phone

me: who did that

harry fuck me pls: idk bro

me: well okay

me: but

me: did we 

me: yk

me: did we do something in bed?

harry fuck me pls: babe

harry fuck me pls: i don't remember anything at all, just like you

harry fuck me pls: why are you even asking me that question? 

me: idK ok?

me: i just

me: i never really

harry fuck me pls: you're still a virgin hu?

me: yeah..

harry fuck me pls: i'm going to check my photos

harry fuck me pls: maybe we made a few

me: hmm that's smart

harry fuck me pls: i'm not as dumb as you think i am

me: haha

harry fuck me pls: omg i found a few photos

me: what

me: o my god

me: send them

harry fuck me pls: wait there's a little video

harry fuck me pls: i'll send the video 

me: okay 

harry fuck me pls: [video]                       (^the video is the gif above^)

me: oMg

me: HAHAHHAHAHAH 

me: I THREW A TAMPON IN YOUR FACE

me: EVEN WHEN I'M DRUNK I'M FUNNY

harry fuck me pls: no.

me: yes.

harry fuck me pls: ugh i'm not having this discussion

me: ok

me: but wait

me: what do you see on the photo's?

harry fuck me pls: nothing special. just pictures of our glasses and you dancing on the couch

me: oh okay

me: u sure that there isn't anything else?

harry fuck me pls: yeah i'm surtidl

harry fuck me pls: oops typaids

harry fuck me pls: i fell of the couch that's why i typed it wrong

me: hahaa

me: wait

me: are you downstairs?

harry fuck me pls: yeah

me: o my god

harry fuck me pls: what haah

me: harry ffs

me: my parents will be home in a few minutes

harry fuck me pls: val, everywhere on the floor is stuff

me: but first we where in your house right?

harry fuck me pls: yeah, i can remember that 

me: how did we get here?

harry fuck me pls: maybe we walked?

harry fuck me pls: i mean, normal people have feet and legs to walk 

me: ugh

harry fuck me pls: uhm babe?

me: yeah?

harry fuck me pls: i think your parents are home

me: fml

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oKAY SO THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE VERYYY FUNNYY AND YEAH. 

I'd like to hear it if you guys want a sequel. i have some ideas for a sequel, but idk, I'll only make it if I know that there'll be people who'll read it. also, I first wanted to have like 20 chapters in this book, but I think it'll be around 23/25 chapters + a epilogue. 

can you guys tell me if you want a sequel as soon as possible? because if you want a sequel, I can make this book end with a cliffhanger. otherwise, I'll make the book end good. (((: so it's your choice babes

love ya'll lots,

sterre