"So, you're saying that you're gonna start dating hot chics again?...", Jason chuckled, "Well, uh- I wish you the best of luck with that. You've never had a real relationship, after all. Just one-night stands.". I glared at him angrily for a few seconds before letting myself calm down. I wasn't going to let him get to me that easily. "If you'd let me finish, you'd know what I'm trying to fucking say.", I leaned back on the brick wall, looking at him. "Ugh.
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I sighed and facepalmed, "No, Jason. I'm dating Alex.", I rolled my eyes at his stupidity when it came to this, but I wasn't surprised. Jason nearly spat out his Coke. "Y-You're not joking?...", he looked at me as if I was crazy, "-You're... oh. You're one of them queers, are ya?...". Jason laughed a bit and I couldn't help but laugh with him at how overly serious I was being about this situation, so it lit up the atmosphere a bit. "You don't give a shit about me dating a person that you already hate?", I was curious why Jason didn't seem to be affected by my response, considering he is homophobic. "Nah, as long as you're happy, buddy.", Jason shrugged, "And- uh- Don't get me wrong, I do hate that faggot to death... but I love you, Theo. You're like a fucking brother to me dude and I wouldn't leave you for being who you think you are.". I was a bit taken aback by Jason's response. Not only because he saw me as a brother, but he called my boyfriend a faggot, and he referenced "who I think I am". But I wasn't in the mood to argue about it so I just nodded in agreement and we hugged it out.
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Jason would finally speak up after a bit of smoking, "So... how was that makeout session with your little boo-thang? Hm?", Jason joked playfully and I side-eyed him. "How did you even know it was Alex and me in there in the first place?", I raised an eyebrow, curious to hear Jason's side of the story. "Nah, thank gosh I didn't hear whatever the fuck ya'll were doing up in there. But I sorta always knew you and Alex had some weird-ass chemistry going on. I don't know. I guess I have a 'Gay-Dar' whenever it comes to those situations. Like the situation with Lyndsay and her... lover. I predicted that they were gonna be together before they even met.", Jason explained thoroughly, "I'm no witchcraft enthusiast or some shit, but I do believe I can guess very well when people or gay or not before they even know.". I chuckled, "Or maybe you're just gay? Hm?", I messed with him. Jason rolled his eyes, "No. I am not gay, thank you very much. I prefer pussy rather than dick.", he laughed with me. "Yeah, yeah, whatever. You've never had sex with a male, so how can you tell?", I asked teasingly. "Oh yeah? Well, you haven't yet... I'm pretty sure, but you're still stating you're gay.", Jason argued and I honestly couldn't say it wasn't valid, but I had one trick up my sleeve. I stayed silent for a few seconds before stating, "I'm not gay... I'm queer, idiot. There's a difference, obviously, you wouldn't be able to tell.". Jason took a slight sip of his cope before shrugging, "Gay, bisexual, women-lovers, pan- oh what the hell?! There isn't any difference. All are just people wanting to be different, but failing miserably.".
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I glared at him, balling up my fists, but then slowly calmed down. It was pointless to argue with a person who was too far gone with their ideas, maybe later. I had other things to worry about and to get back to, like Alex... Alex. Oh shit. "Hey man, I gotta go, catch ya later.", I said, immediately starting to pack up my bag to leave. "Where are you going?", Jason smirked, already knowing the answer, "Ohhh, you're going on a date with the twink, are ya?". I nodded, not having time to reply, and standing up with my bag slid on my shoulder. "Good luck with that. Try not to be too much of a jackass that you already are, k?", Jason told me, not asking, I could tell by the tone of his voice. He acted as if he was my parent and it was admirably funny. "Yeah, whatever.", I rolled my eyes before quickly walking away, through the trail, off of school grounds, and to my house where me and Alex were supposed to meet.
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