Jem and Will at a Chinese restaurant.
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Jem: This restaurant reminds me of my time in Shanghai. Sort of nostalgic, actually.
Will: *tilting menu upside down* Do they expect me to know how to read MANDARIN?!
Jem:
Will: Oh, right *hands menu over*
~Thirty minutes later~
Will: Why did they give us wooden rectangles?
Jem: Those are chopsticks.
Will: Can't even work these blasted things *attempts to eat noodles* What did you order?
Jem: Egg rolls with duck sauce.
Will:
Jem:
Will: Duck sauce.
Jem: Oh, by the Angel, William.
Will: WHY ARE YOU EATING THOSE VILE CREATURES?
Jem: IT'S NOT REALLY MADE OF- *pauses and smirks* Actually, there is a legend that if one consumes duck sauce, they themselves will transform into a duck-
Will: *runs away*
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