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IN ALL FANFICTIONS THE WOMAN NEVER DOES HER DAILY DOCTOR CHECKUP AND DENTIST THING

ONLY FOR DEPRESSION AND THERAPY *song plays in background*

The doctor better check your BP or else you're dead (get some Obamacare and get a perfect BP that's false idc)

Like one day they'll be kissing and all of a sudden SHE FALLS DOWN DEAD?!!3&3$;92!:&

Harry will be like OMG SHE FORGOT THAT SHE HAD TO GO TO THE DOCTOR

And the girl always has depression and suicidal problems that's real but it's too cliché in fanfiction

Like seriously

Her breath be stinking like her open legs because she never brushes her teeth
Apparently curling hair is more important than brushing teeth

They'll be on a date and she'll be in the guy's face with her bad breath and he'll be like UGH

Like be hygienic

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