DUDE. Did you know that your brother survived your attack and seeks revenge? What are you gonna do the next time ya see Liu?
watttttt !!!!!!!!!!!! your lying right? right? right? *looks at picture of an elder Liu* O_O wahhhh dis cant b true !!!!!!!!! *whole household hears the shouting*
Jeff: dis cant be happening, I've gotta kill him again .......hahhahahha *insanely smirks* maybe I should track him down now and kill him hahahhahahaha
OH CRAP DAT IDIOT SEEKS FREAKING REVENGE AGAINST ME !!!! I CAN'T SLEEP DAMN EVENTHOUGH MY QUOTE IS GO TO SLEEP WAHHHHH *rolls around on the ground* what should I do ????
oh yh da time I see him i'm gonna glomp him .................................den KILL HIM ........SNEAKY TECHNIQUE SO ME
Jeff: I'm so smart *arrogantly praises himself*
Sally: UR SO DUMB!!!!!!! *Hugs Teddy bear tightly and innocently smiles*
Smile: *rampages into my room growling at me*
Jeff: what is it ??? smile? *pissed off*
Smile: *jumps on jeff and engulfs Jeff head *
Jeff: ahhhhh wat da flip ur freaking drooling u stupid dog I swear i'll disown u now
Slenderman: how bout we disown you
Jeff: *throws smile off* why are you in my room?
Slenderman:* and why are you in my mansion* sarcastically remarks*
Jeff: OK throw me out
ALL CREEPYPASTAS: OK WE WILL!! *All grab Jeff and throw him out the window*
Jeff: NOOOOOOOOO save me my wonderful fans *Sees a figure coming closer* OH CRAP ITS LIU
Liu: is dat you Jeff ? *smiles innocently *
Jeff: maybe *backs away *
Liu: I missed you so much *fiddle with fingers*
Jeff: well aint dat nice *lost in thought thinking Liu is cute*
Liu: well Jeff I hav something 2 tell you ...... *long pause and leans forward* DIE!!!!!!!!!! *SLASHES out knife and charges at Jeff*
Jeff: why does this always happen to me :3 * grabs own knife and smirks* oh well I guess i'll hav to finish you off. *LOOKS around * where did he go?
Liu: IM Here you idiot hahahhahahahaaha *stabs Jeff in the arm*
Jeff: wow dat feels nice *winks*
Liu: ur so dirty I don't know why im trying to kill you *walks off put off by Jeff*
Jeff: works like a charm *wink wink* hahahhaha I am pure awesomeness *walks back to mansion and no one opens the door* wahhhhh why oh why cruel world do I get treated so badly
Liu : *whsipers* hey Jeff......... *smiles creepily*
Jeff: ahhhhh ur back go away
Liu : I heard every word u said hehehehhee u not getiin away dis time hahahhaha
Jeff: *anime cries and then recovers* this is gona b fun *winks*
Liu : *punches Jeff*
Jeff: *blacks out*
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